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Knight of the Oxford Comma

[alex @alfventimocha]

LADIES imagine this, it’s 15 years from now— you’re en route to your son’s baseball game, your man by your side. you notice an orange construction sign in the distance. worried about being late, you look to your man. he turns to you: “road work ahead? uh yeah I sure hope it does”

[alex @alfventimocha]

everyone that just lost fantasy: real
everyone that just won fantasy: actually no it’s 100% skill just say you’re bad at fantasy lol [screenshot of their win]

[Patches O’Houlihan @sondraa]

Fantasy Football is 90% luck
10% skill
0% concentrated power of will
0% pleasure
100% pain

[alex @alfventimocha]

new Pluribus ad campaign just dropped

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

some art by my 10 year old niece

[brandon* @brndxix]

hopecore

[alex @alfventimocha]

@AbstractDodgers @filmbitten It really reminds me of the MAGA crowd and “owning the libs”. It feels almost spiteful how they shove it down people’s throats and then laugh at their genuine concerns on the issue.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@tenbillyawn @djokoda The biggest offender, and arguably the character most frequently discussed when it comes to lobotomies.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@cardierframez @simsimmaaz Found the miserable person!

[alex @alfventimocha]

@GEOGEOGOV @JLXeni @Rahmeljackson @KezieDra They say they were falsely accused of using AI. They lied. Stop moving the goalposts.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@RED_PILL_BCAST @JUSTcatmeme @brookepattersn So true, randos on X Dot Com have a famously spot-on track record. Definitely not just looking to spread gossip to farm engagement. No, sir.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@AlbertEins6095 @JUSTcatmeme @brookepattersn

[alex @alfventimocha]

@bushwookie276 @JUSTcatmeme @brookepattersn An excellent point, AI-generated MAGA wookie! I will surely take your opinion into account.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@AlbertEins6095 @JUSTcatmeme @brookepattersn I’m not really sure how I’m playing self-righteous. Just pointing out it’s dangerous to start a witch hunt when you know next to nothing about the investigation. Sorry you’re so filled with rage though.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@AlbertEins6095 @JUSTcatmeme @brookepattersn Wow, a really intelligent counterpoint, Albert Einstein!

[alex @alfventimocha]

@JUSTcatmeme @brookepattersn So you people learned *nothing* from the whole Reddit Boston marathon bombing debacle? Trying to ruin a stranger’s life so you can play detective on the internet.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@justalexoki Wow you guys REALLY hate to see people having harmless fun

[alex @alfventimocha]

@haydclay Cool post but please include a trigger warning for Reddit mods next time!

[alex @alfventimocha]

why is this whole app engagement bait now

[` @ymmmayer]

what tastes good both hot & cold?? there is nothing 🫩

[alex @alfventimocha]

@cooperswhitenut @BrandonGowton Alright man, see you next week 👍

[alex @alfventimocha]

Hike at the Museum

[Steven @GoCubs49]

I’m dying dude LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

[alex @alfventimocha]

@JMehoff70612 @dashnoire @glardre @PanasonicDX4500 I can read. What you sent isn’t a source, it’s a screenshot of an AI-generated search result.

[alex @alfventimocha]

@JMehoff70612 @dashnoire @glardre @PanasonicDX4500 Nice vague reply, my man!