alfie

my other car is the 52a

[alfie @alfwaskev]

@thedragonLML @ThisGrayArea Another day, another LmL vindication 😍

[Fearcyz @FearcyzD]

The concept of gays watching a football match just to see Madonna perform.

[Mr. Bitches @desivirgil]

50K for a verse no album out

[Ruli @RulitoAlan]

Yo cuando empieza la mejor canción de Confessions II

[DT @1884DT]

This is proper noughties World Cup fare. Old school tartery. None of this click my links woke nonsense.

[Kylie Cheung @kylietcheung]

I honestly just don't have time for this right now

[Emre. @EmreAkn]

CONFESSIONS: THE COMPLETE COLLECTION

[Death by a Thousand Tweets @pittworldwide]

Gay men over 40 should get a day off work for a new Madonna album.

[hannah🏠🕺🏼🪩 @hannahshouse_]

can’t stop thinking about the american girl who went to take that circus live thinking it was an actual circus and not knowing take that

[𝒢𝒾𝓁𝒷ℯ𝓇𝓉 @AbakpaJob]

I need something more than coffee but less than Cocaine.

[ᴘᴀʙʟᴏ @Pablotommo_]

Lark Lane. 2026.

[Matthew @regionalthicko]

28 Jay Slater

[ravn @mfnravn]

and once you tell me i can ash on the floor i know i'm somewhere i'm not supposed to be

[✎ @redoorlemontree]

“you block people over politics?” girl i block and report people if they don't like daenerys stormborn

[orca apologist @BananaFatale]

@damnidc__ I only let women cross the street when I’m driving. Men can wait

[alfie @alfwaskev]

@JackHallas1 @_ROUNDTHEBEND__ Brilliant

[alfie @alfwaskev]

@NICKIMINAJ @themarxistbarb Why is the big light on?

[Nos 🎧 @turnthenotison]

The Spotify shuffle conspiracy theorists were right it was actually just playing the same 30 songs over and over

[b' @icanseespace]

@lilyallenhq the lily allen renaissance finally

[🧄 garlic is waiting for you @jepsuschrist]

@pittworldwide It really makes you wonder, who the fuck is Madeline