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@andrahimiet ohhh that’s the part they were talking about we love our woke kings

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you know you’ve cried enough when you somehow flush out both your contacts with your tears

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i have to consume new podcast episodes 3 separate times, one from the audio, one from the video, and then a rewatch of the video just to stare at dans pretty nails

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god i want to call cps so bad but im scared my parents are going to be able to lie their way out of it and then it’ll be even worse for me :(((

[ali @ali14411011]

hmmm i wonder why the quotes they used in this article were from other sources🧐

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@poizupo damn call me out ig

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somehow my tl is shifting slowly from just dan and phil to ao3 (i mean they have some SERIOUS overlap but still) and i don’t even use ao3 but like condolences for your guyss loss i guess??😭🙏

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ok either daylight savings time fucked me over and i don’t actually know what time it is or these twinks are late as hell again

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starting my practice frqs at the perfect time so i can listen to the new pod ep as soon as it comes out as a reward im pavlov dog training myself into doing homework

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@Leaf_dnp alabamadog and platonic phan are just friends who are Queerbaiting, 16 year friendship, no i love you, no sex. They are friends.

[ali @ali14411011]

starting my practice frqs at the perfect time so i can listen to the new pod ep as soon as it comes out as a reward im pavlov dog training myself into doing homework

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@theolivermirror to see or not too see that is the question

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@fallinsand I HAVENT SEEN MUCH FROM THE SISTER DANIEL SEGMENT IN THE MEXICO SHOW WHAT IS HAPPENING😭🙏 #hltspoilers

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@ethereal_spoon #phanifestation

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IM CRHING NOT ANANIA GIVING PHIL INSTRUCTIONS ON HOW TO START ESTROGEN😭🙏

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@woeismefl genius why didn’t i think of that

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ousufjdhd i’m so tired i can’t stay up to watch everyone freak out abt dan and phil’s costume live ill have to read everything tomorrow💔

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does anyone else get irrationally angry when they get the hiccups cuz i swear i would be less mad if someone spit in my face than to get hiccups like oh my goodddd go awayyyy

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@AZFellCo glorious day for auto captioning

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genuinely just saw a comment on a post abt the issues w the mexico show tn that said the reason the set wasn’t all there is cuz dan and phil dislike mexico and didn’t think it was worth it to bring all of it let’s be so fr now😭

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why is my brother and his gf the straight version of dan and phil they’ve been together for like 6 months and they js bought an apartment together😭🙏