Alastair

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[Alastair @aliDaman]

Al's first catfish. She put up a good tussle but managed to drag this 27lbs in. What a thing of beauty!

[Alastair @aliDaman]

Islam 'Gary' Lyon

[Alastair @aliDaman]

Pottery is back!

[Alastair @aliDaman]

All the spurs players have really bad BO because the club provided shower gel is of a sub standard quality. This is resulting in anxiety and thus their poor performances
Source @olliecummins

[Alastair @aliDaman]

Got on a bus that's got that new car smell!

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@arteta why is Saka and Eze not starting. Did you see them the other week? They're starting to come alive. #parklife

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@OcTipps What a great 4 years it's been. Here's to many more!

[Alastair @aliDaman]

Have received evidence Thomas Tuchel came to the UK on a migrant small boat crossing, was put up in a hotel at the expense of the British tax payer and given the England manager job before any British people even interviewed just to fill quotas. @TRobinsonNewEra

[OnsOranje @OnsOranje]

Goal for England, 1-2...

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@gjosullivan @jamesdk_ If you were to compare it's size to a piece of fruit. Which fruit would it be?

[Alastair @aliDaman]

The dream

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@gjosullivan It's a disgrace

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@BumbleCricket @talkSPORT Great to hear bumble. Will be tuning in for sure now! 😄

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@iornsy There were kids in there

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@OSCummins Sometimes it's about enjoying the journey, not the destination. 🚂

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@UMO Mānawaita a Matariki

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@iornsy @rikkihouse Who do you think you are?

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@iornsy Hi Joe, while your opinion, is, of course, valuable. The results are final and must be adhered to. Any further comments may be considered as bringing the game into disrepute.

[Alastair @aliDaman]

Before big Al turns 30 we need to get this settled. Is he gender fluid getting carried away in a communist conspiracy or is he an anti-pronoun boomer. Theres only one way to find out. It's 'woke lot or not'!

[Alastair @aliDaman]

@SeanMelton92 Can't argue with the science

[Alastair @aliDaman]

The day that some thought might never come! On his 30th birthday, Ali is officially woke! Don't celebrate it too hard tonight!

[Alastair @aliDaman]

'part of that woke lot or not?'