Dear Gabriel,
You can’t imagine how much joy and happiness you’ve brought to millions of people around the world.
On behalf of Football Twitter, thank you for this legendary moment. We will never forget it ❤️
Eberechi Eze
💰£67.5m
👋 54 Appearances
⚽️ 10 Goals (5 against Spurs)
⚽️ 6 Assists
🟨 2 Yellow Cards
❌ 1 Missed Penalty
🍼 Bottled the Champions League Penalty
Flop of the season contender 🤝
Manchester Uniteds profile is broken. And this chart proves it.
The gap isn’t marginal. It’s structural.
Look at Physicality (55 vs 81) and Pressing (58 vs 87). Arsenal aren’t just outworking United, they’re doing it in a way that compounds every other metric. A team that can’t press can’t defend high, can’t win transitions, and can’t control tempo. United’s 67 in Possession confirms exactly that.
The one area United lead? Counters (100 vs 76). And that tells you everything. A team built to absorb and hit. In 2026. Against elite European opposition who will simply keep the ball and strangle that approach entirely.
Arsenal at 99 in Defending while United sit at 75. That’s not a squad depth problem. That’s a systemic problem. Defensive organization starts with the press, and United’s press numbers are in the basement.
The similar teams at the bottom tell the full story. AZ 24/25. Chelsea 24/25. Marseille 23/24. These are not Champions League contenders. These are mid-block, transition-reliant sides.
United need bodies who press with intensity, cover ground with purpose, and give the team a physical identity again. The Physicality gap alone should be embarrassing to anyone in that boardroom.
Ruben Amorim had a system that emphasised on players running like mad dogs too even though he also wanted control. He just didn’t have the players to run it at the level this data demands.
I genuinely hope Ineos continues on that trajectory and sign physical monsters too when getting new players in.
The Premier League title race would have entered the final match round with Manchester City two points clear of Arsenal, according to The Athletic’s analysis of key match decisions made by referees and their video assistants.
■ Arsenal, Chelsea and Sunderland benefitted the most from errors
■ Bournemouth earned four fewer points than they should have
■ Fulham should have qualified for the Europa League
■ An extra 17 red cards and 36 penalties should have been awarded
@Refsplaining analyses every key match decision to evaluate how on-field and VAR refereeing decisions shaped the Premier League in 2025-26.
Free to read here ⬇️
🔗 https://t.co/aCM0ROTHLY