Ali Lyon

God and pharmacy driven. ✝️✡️💊

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

@Andy Ali from Austin: Jesse, were you just pursuing Ciara last summer to take the heat off Amanda and West? It’s giving Schwartz and Raquel.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

@Andy Ali from Austin: West, we watched you pull closer to Ciara after seeing Amanda kiss Kyle in spin the bottle. How do you explain this behavior other than using Ciara?

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@whatbunnysaid @Andy Like Schwartz?!? Omg omg hot take

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

@EboniKWilliams on @Nightline! Get that bag, gurrrrl.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

@Kathryn0687 Literally all from Giggly Squad. She has soooo many adverts, sponsorships, and collabs. Plus the tour and all the merch. Craig’s podcast never took off like theirs did.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Gonna tell my kids gaslighting is a new term for crop dusting.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

I need a @peacock button on my remote.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Vikings are like the Canadians of Europe.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

How come we can drop our kids off at the fire station when they’re infants, but not when they’re 12?

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Britani is just the Salt Lake version of Jennifer from #rhoc. #RHOSLC #Bravo

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

@Andy lookin good with that high neck shirt and blazer tonight! #wwhl

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Taleen looks like Jennifer Aydin without the bitch vibes. #rhonj #RHODubai

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Kathy Bates looking great. The real star of #AFamilyAffair. #netflix

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

What’s the difference btwn Dayna and Brett and max and Katie?

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Super hard watching hacks season 3

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Can we please get someone to make Kristen Doute wear a bra??? #thevalley

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Tuna for breakfast? Still better than eggs.

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

In case anyone cares, I’m only watching the Tom Brady roast for Tom and Bert. #notmygoat

[Ali Lyon @ali_baaba]

Did @imkylecooke get on @bravo bc of @HansZimmer or did Hans get on @Netflix because of Kyle? #chickenortheegg