Alicia Simpson

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

It hat it hat it hat it hat

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Why is it that order men keep hitting on me? 🤢
Is it that I've aged and no longer look like a child?

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

No lie, there was a point last night where I was dancing and it was so fun. It felt like I was in a trance. Couldn't see anything else around me! Best feeling I've had in a WHILE!

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Wow, I had such a pleasant experience with @ScotiabankJM today! Called customer service for two separate issues(business and personal). I got through with ease and in good time!

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Giancarlo Esposito! I love this guys as an actor you see!

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

When you get a piece of ginger in your food, AND you know it's a piece of ginger...do you eat it?

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

@DropPopNet @Stanford So they couldn't do the shoulders?

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Got a ball to the face at Pickleball today 🥲

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

You ever just feel like you need a brain massage?

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

I can't believe I used to just sit down inside the office all day...fresh air and sun niice unuh!

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

I'm grateful for feeling the sun on my headback

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

When someone asks me "how u doing?" Why is my response always "I'm good"

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

This is my Scientist Brother, he's pretty dope!!!

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Jerk callaloo pasta! Thank me later!

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Den she nuh look, sound, and feel like a president to you!!!???

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Feel fi a soca paaaty

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Yeah after sitting in traffic for over an hour and a half today, I definitely want to migrate!

[𝑴𝒊𝒓𝒆𝒙 @mirexmoses]

When I do laundry I be wanting to take off the clothes I'm wearing so everything can be clean 😅

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

So I can avoid tickets by eating my phone

[Alicia Simpson @ali_beb]

Why didn't I pee before leaving the office 😫