alyssa bolin

MCCN 💉

[alyssa bolin @ali_bolin]

@marlborogirl777 it’s me. i’m that friend.

[alyssa bolin @ali_bolin]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[alyssa bolin @ali_bolin]

@marlborogirl777 never forgot when you asked me if it was halftime of a clippers game

[animalitos gorditos @Gordito_Perrito]

la familia al completo ♥️

[Tiffany D. Jackson @WriteinBK]

Forced birth in a country that doesn’t have mandatory maternity leave or universal healthcare…

[Barack Obama @BarackObama]

Today, the Supreme Court not only reversed nearly 50 years of precedent, it relegated the most intensely personal decision someone can make to the whims of politicians and ideologues—attacking the essential freedoms of millions of Americans.

[Laura Marie @lmegordon]

Nobody has ever been more surprised than a husband hearing about his wife's plans for the second time.

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[Josh Gondelman @joshgondelman]

How long do you wait to get rid of a sock after the matching one goes missing? Until you move, right?

[alyssa bolin @ali_bolin]

@ligmasurvivor01 noooooo strawberry is top tier

[alyssa bolin @ali_bolin]

@ligmasurvivor01 omg. i need to go to the store rn and get me some toaster strudels

[tall spice @bigbodybae]

groceries vs. eating out are starting to look the same in pricing at this point.

[hannah🐸🐛 @seabunnyisland]

I just found out that people in their early 20’s are suppose to have SAVINGS like some people have thousands and thousands of savings ??2!!:?:?2$!/!/$/$-!-‘ I have $85 in my bank account and that’s it wtf I thought that we were all broke

[$𝔩𝔞𝔭☃️ @slvppy]

y’all remember in first grade when we were just chillin in class then somebody threw up outta nowhere

[𝚘𝚕𝚎 𝚋𝚘𝚢 𝚐 @gmoney6701]

i’m tired of this grandpa