Ali Chamberlain

one day you'll find, to your intense delight, that three wrong turns can really make a right.

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

Best idea of my legal career (so far): if I ever become a judge, instead of “ALL RISE” I’m going to use the @Pharrell soundbite from #blurredlines when I enter the courtroom ... “ERRYBODY GET UP” ! 👩🏼‍⚖️

[Paul Fairie @paulisci]

A Brief History of Nobody Wants to Work Anymore

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[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@Xx_emolord_xX @Paceline_fit AGREED

[Wren Wallis @invisibleinkie]

My baby is in third grade. She lugs a binder of Pokemon cards to school to swap them on the playground at recess. Her socks are always mismatched & she wears a dinosaur hoodie. She's just started making her own lunches for school every morning (she's very proud),

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@ginnyhogan_ Vermont !

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@JoeBiden Boo. Follow through with SOMETHING for our student loans. You talked a big game on this issue and we’re all counting on you to follow through.

[Keaton Patti @KeatonPatti]

Wow.

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@sarahschauer Yes

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@cusepromos #cusesuperfan #cusegameday

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@cusepromos #cusepromos @orangenation @syracuseorange @suathletics #suathletics

[dana donnelly @danadonnelly]

im in my shell era (where i am a shell of a person)

[BachShitCray @Bach_ShitCray]

Holiday plans Omicron plans

[Billy Madison @Billyy_Madison]

Who would steal 30 bagged lunches?

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@whoistammykay What if you just test COVID-negative ? 😂

[Jo @JoJoFromJerz]

I’m a mom.
I’m raising my son to be everything Rittenhouse is not.
I’m raising him to be kind.
To choose words over violence.
To understand accountability.
To value the lives of others.
To fight for what is right.
And to stand against injustice.
I’m a mom.
This is my job.

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@CusePromos #cusesuperfans we have some first timers in the dome tonight with their super fan dad!!! 🏀 🍊

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

Letter: Susman, Kent, Calarco deserve your support https://t.co/TkqdCVtWwk via @the_citizen

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

A big portion of my existence is devoted to convincing people to read whatever book I’ve just finished reading 👩🏼‍⚖️

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@Bach_ShitCray @BGaytion Hahah I was thinking the same thing! I was wondering if “a really long way away” meant that @BGaytion had time travelled to 1998 💀

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

The beginning of every email I’ve sent over the past 26 months : “Thanks for your email. I apologize for my delayed reply….” 😵‍💫😵 #WorkLifeBalance?

[Ali Chamberlain @ali_chamb]

@BGaytion Ooh do they still listen to Hey Ya? 😆