Ali Ebbs

I like to play pretend and tell stories for a living

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

Flight attendant: Is there a doctor on this flight?

Dad: *nudging me* that should've been you

Me: Not now Dad

Dad: Not asking for a theater major to help, are they?

Me: Dad there's a medical emergency happening

Dad: Go see if “Meisner’s repetition exercise" helps

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 11 years, since 29 Dec 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Jen Kiefer @PstrinRbySlprs]

Trans beloveds, you are beautifully and wonderfully made.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

mfs who sleep with stuffed animals are the most touch starved people ever

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

@haley_wilder_ Mine do the same thing!!

[Hayley Kiyoko @HayleyKiyoko]

You are so so so loved ❤️

[Rod B 🦘🐶 🦜 📷 @barranr]

I’ve been standing here for 30 minutes. Nothing!!

[trash jones @jzux]

being an adult is wild because you’ll just be crying in your room and five minutes later boom you’re on a work call

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

@jixiejurrey I’m ready

[julia hava @binchcity]

Joe Biden: I have hidden five rapid tests in chocolate bars across the country. The winners will receive a full tour of my factory as well as a lifetime supply of chocolate

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

@haley_wilder_ How could they not

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

It's my #Twitterversary! I have been on Twitter for 9 years, since 29 Dec 2012 (via @twi_age).

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

@LaurenMincey I have almost the exact photo but it’s koala in a frog hat being held by my friend

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

@belmont_confess I try to remind myself that this is college and it’s a place to make mistakes and try again. It’s a learning process and it doesn’t mean you fail at life, it’s just another opportunity to learn and grow. I had the same issue freshman year

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

November is the Thursday of the year

[Ali Ebbs @ali_ebbs]

@LivUpdatesDaily Nashville TN USA

[໊ @cottaegefairy]

they are inlove

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

olivia rodrigo putting out a song with an overtly pro-LGBTQ message to her millions of (very young) fans all over the world .. on her first album .... yeah i’m a stan