alasdair ferguson

Very Thirsty Sailor

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

🗣️ "Boxing's a young man's game"

Tyson Fury appears to have distanced himself from a comeback to the ring 🥊

[Sky Sports Scotland @ScotlandSky]

🤣 "We're playing a team in a Nations League tier below us..."

Just six minutes of @comedyray noising up England fans ahead of tonight's match! Confident, Tartan Army? ⬇️

[Dan Neidle @DanNeidle]

There’s a very lengthy backstory to Nadhim Zahawi’s HMRC settlement, and lots of people have been asking me to summarise it. Here goes:

https://t.co/mMdmSVp8bO

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

"First person to score a hat-trick in a World Cup final where all three were over the line"

Give Ally McCoist the Freedom of Scotland for that one piece of commentary.

[Paddy Power @paddypower]

Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, England get knocked out by the first decent team they play. #FifaWorldCup

[Row Z @drawnfromrowz]

Do the Broadfoot.

[alasdair ferguson @ali_ferg]

@Nareystoepoker Not entirely surprising when they've been banned from playing any 'home' games this season. Even after getting the pitch to an excellent standard in November last year.
https://t.co/uHnQCL3jxJ

[Fort William FC @FortWilliamFC]

Thank you to everybody who donated to the pitch repair fund👌👌👌

Claggan hasn’t looked this good at this time of year in a very long time!

[Dmitry Grozoubinski @DmitryOpines]

Maybe there's a bigger problem here that's not Djokovic related.

[Isiah Whitlock Jr. @IsiahWhitlockJr]

Sheeeeeeeee-it! Big game at Cowdenbeath this Saturday. Let’s get it done Warriors!

[The Secret Barrister 🦋 @BarristerSecret]

Oh boy. It’s been a while since we’ve had one of these.

Presumably this is in honour of the paperback publication of #FakeLaw next week, 27 May 2021.

Let’s look at why this trash from the Mail is as misleading as it is dangerous.

[THREAD]

[Peter Oborne @OborneTweets]

'there are currently nine open investigations into Prime Minister Boris Johnson’s conduct – more than double the number of voter fraud convictions in 2019.'

https://t.co/ftCYwsB8rY

[alasdair ferguson @ali_ferg]

@mistarobbie https://t.co/uWBHfpNPJI

[Narey's Toepoker @Nareystoepoker]

My hopefully up to date list of who's under contract at the ten current Championship clubs for next season, and who is out of contract:

[Pete Otway @PeteOtway]

I know it’s a bit late, but I haven’t been able to stop thinking about this so I wrote my own.

[Ray Bradshaw @comedyray]

Big fan of Che Adam's Wikipedia page already.

[alasdair ferguson @ali_ferg]

@SamuelLees @Delbert73 Haha those were the days. The fear when you spotted the brass on the leather just before inspection

[Gabriel Pogrund @Gabriel_Pogrund]

EXCLUSIVE 🚨 Thousands of people with COVID-19 are taking tests that will never be analysed, warn government docs marked "official sensitive"

Our "world beating" testing programme has a 185,000 swab backlog and is so stretched it's sending tests to labs in Italy and Germany 1/5

[alasdair ferguson @ali_ferg]

@GaryInnes @BBCRadioScot Tough listen but worth it. Thank you.

[alasdair ferguson @ali_ferg]

@DavidChilds @ScotlandSky @Carra23 But to be fair the English season has finished and they're getting their moneys worth out of carra 😂

[Christopher Wylie 🏳️‍🌈 @chrisinsilico]

I gave MI5 direct correspondence between Russian embassy officials and senior Brexit campaigners, but nothing happened. There was huge interest from US agencies about what Russian officials were doing in the referendum, but UK agencies didn’t want to know. https://t.co/nN300GR6f1