ali cooley

professional dancer, composer of classical music, New York Times bestselling author, compulsive liar

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Moo. He’s still getting the hang of things, just in general. 12/10 aren’t we all

[xanax in cinnabon (ali) @xanabon]

if you ask me to go on a walk with you I will always say yes. I am an absolute glutton for a strut, literally obsessed with going on a little fucking stroll and lollygagging about! I’m always on the prowl for a promenade! a slut for a saunter and ambling around like a fool!

[Shelf @shelfcomedy]

me: god, why must you give me your hardest battles

god: i don't. you are my weakest soldier and these battles are so easy. it's an email why are you crying

[ali cooley @ali_g8ter]

@melodie_chase @em_coolwhip LOVE YOU!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜

[orion @orionvanessa]

this honestly looks like my daily to do list

[taking my plushies to the end of the world party @2femcel2furious]

my cup runneth over

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

“these are ur best years, you’re young and full of energy”

me after lunch:

[a @angelinyourhead]

Focusing on myself

[WeRateDogs @dog_rates]

This is Winston. And these are his frisbees. He likes to organize them after playtime. Sometimes it takes a while. 14/10

[🇵🇸sara 🚐 سارة🇵🇸 @sicparvisurvive]

i appreciate all what non-palestinians are doing to spread awareness especially when they add content from palestinains on the issue. THIS WEBSITE is a gem! it debunks the myths, answers FAQs, explains the history of palestine and its made by palestinians!
https://t.co/2VC0RTNx4v

[Meredith Bull @meredithbull]

I don’t wanna be touched.

[ali cooley @ali_g8ter]

I just bought a pair of white joggers that say TRASH across the butt in sparkles

Truly I have not been living my best life until now