I may be a terrible person but I have 17 Star Wars shirts so that's something. And @johnrich called me a snowflake, so I'm a pretty big deal. #resist#voteblue
I'd like Trump to answer one question.
If the rally was meant to be peaceful, why didn't he go to the Capitol? He said he was going with them but clearly never planned to do so. Why is that?
He knew what would happen so he ran and hid in the White House.
#ConvictTrump
Sometimes I question voting as a right. Like when the same people who vote for Larry the Cable Guy over Toni Braxton in a singing competition, I think maybe those people shouldn't get to pick a president.
(I'm MOSTLY joking...)
I've become the crazy lady who talks to the squirrels. They sit out here at bitch at me and I'm like "Hey - when you start chipping in for the mortgage you can complain but until then, shutyermouth!" My neighbors hate me.
My husband checks the door no less than 6 times when he closes it. Sometimes when we are pulling out of the driveway, I'll ask if the door is closed to mess with him and he will insist on going back to check.
One of my team members is beginning to transition from she/her to he/him and I'm too stupid to handle it. Like 50 times a day I'm saying it wrong. I cannot learn new things.
Saw this the other day and was PISSED. That "hoe" was Attorney General of CA, a US Senator and now Vice President of the United States. Meanwhile, you're stealing catalytic converters to pay rent. Fuck you, buddy.
My mom just expects me to watch her a-hole dog whenever she goes out of town. I don't have a dog for a reason. It's so that I can literally go out of town whenever I want. And so I don't have to pick up poop. I'm 40 and I shouldn't have to pick up someone else's dog poop.
BiP this season is completely batshit. The production team is working overtime to churn out all this absurd drama. And when did Joe become the beach dad?
Why does everyone in the local police scanner group on FB feel compelled to say dumb shit on every post? "Lots of police at x - anyone know what's happening?" "Probably a crime." Very helpful.
One of my team members called in sick almost every day last week and then was spotted at the bar we can see from our office. He's apparently not very bright.
I hate it when people leave a full car length between cars at the drive-thru. It's not traffic. Hug the bumper in front of you, get your McChicken and move on.
Related: if you don't know what you want at McDonald's, be indecisive inside and not at lunch rush.