Ali

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@Ben_Widdows19 @Mikeytyke 3 day weekends should be the norm, as my 2 day hangovers requires more than a Sunday to recover.

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@Ben_Widdows19 @Mikeytyke If you cut out that relaxation time you can get a nice healthy 84 hours of work, very beneficial for your mind and body.

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@Ben_Widdows19 Keen for a second?🤣

[b.b @benoobrown]

Well at least if pubs shut at 10pm on Christmas Eve I won’t ruin Christmas Day again

[BIG ROCKII @RockiiiiRoadd]

This is the fucking one.

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@KeatonPatti @Danielwallis15 @NoahVasquez35

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

Times when dick pics are not okay
1. When they're unsolicited
2. When you're sat next to me
3. A combination of 1&2

[Abbie Eaton @AbbieEaton44]

RIP Legend x

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

Just answered my pint instead of my phone 🙃 time for bed I think 😂

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

I shouldn't go out in the sun.... Why did I think that was a good idea?? #GingerProblems

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@DanSutherland_ @CodyLeiper only way to settle this.... Half 3 tomorrow at the REC!

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

Update: they have started to call me very handsome and are getting quite touchy feely....

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

Day 5 with the Chinese and they've given me clothes.

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

There's still hope for me to become a pirate before the end of the 2018. #ChildHoodDreams

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@Ben_Widdows19 Does it work?

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@nronaidm I can see how a no armed teacher is a problem, how could they possibly write on the board about the problems with guns?

[eddie flynn @manlikekofii]

Google what it’ll get you in London if you want to laugh https://t.co/HfHvGoHIe2

[Ali @Ali_Mackay9]

@peta I'm interested in learning more about young turkeys, can you help? #SaveThePlanet