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•Believer, Fam, Friends, Travel, Grad Student

[☔ @Whotfismick]

them: “you seem like a quiet person”

me when i’m by myself:

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I’ve literally just decided to get sexier. I’m so excited.

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Sharknado > Cocaine Bear

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Oh my gosh the MOUNTAINS today 😍

[solé @layxsnv]

The day the people understand this image everything changes.

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It shoulda been the niners…

[Qadi @Bigqadi]

I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT IT SAYS TOO 😂😂😂

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Today, someone told me my celebration started on the 14th since I’m only half black. I-

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Friendly reminder that if you don’t communicate, you might not get what you want. Speak up.

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Random acts/words of kindness are legitimately not hard. Why do people act like it’s hard to just be sweet?

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For someone trying not to drink, I sure could use ten.

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His name is Sack Prescott

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Every time she pays, my brother sends me a picture of his gf saying “City boys up.”

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At this rate, the Seahawks should have taken a knee two quarters ago

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I know it feels like a lot right now, but everything will work out. You’re okay (to whoever needs this). ❤️

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These vacuum lines go crazy. I’m a little turned on right now.

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I think about this a lot. I do not play when it comes to my loved ones.

[solé @layxsnv]

My BIGGEST FEAR is my child being mistreated when I'm not around 💔💔💔💔💔💔 because when I find out...

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Idc. SpongeBob will still be funny when I’m 45.

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He’s scared his wife is gonna see him kissing his girlfriend

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Me: *Takes out a couple hundred and walks into the casino like I own the place*

Me an hour later cashing out my $0.47 collection ticket: