Big Al

i’m a dog mom and that’s all that matters

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

Means so much

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

This man is a disgrace! I'm disgusted

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

middle school me said, it’s gonna be a great Friday!!!!

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

things i’ve been super excited about recently that make me feel old now:

1. new water heater
2. updating the guest bathroom with new toilet and vanity
3. new lawn mower (WITH A BAG!!!)

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

why the f am i paying $500 in taxes this country is ridiculous

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

lol if @AbbieHorstmann and I don’t start the night/day together then it’s impossible to find each other after a couple drinkypoos 😅 here’s the proof:

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

little miss always hungry at work

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

BUT i’m in love with the Owala Free Sips and I have bought three this month 😬

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

I have an addiction to buying new water bottles…..

and that’s saying a lot, coming from someone who hates water

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

@Dalman3321 100% you read my mind

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

i wanna go to a club where it’s just amateur djs playing their mashups all night

[toxic king @toxicking]

STOP using Halloween as an excuse to dress slutty - dress slutty every day

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

within the last week, I have left the oven on accidentally for a total of six extra hours probably… they need to have an auto turn off function 😅

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

the fact that a couple illinois state departments bought half the springfield mall and are going to use it for offices CRACKS ME UP

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

@BarbourBeau weird way to spell hotel room service by pitbull but i agree!!!

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

t-minus 16 days till @AbbieHorstmann and i get to go see mr. worldwide!!!!

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

@AlexaJardenil ur energy 🤝🏼

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

i haven’t worked out in like two years but i just bought new headphones and to test them out my brain is saying “workout” …but nah

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

since moving to our new house eastin has made friends with an older guy in town & he will show up at our door in his golf cart asking for beer or make Eastin drive around Plains with him talking to people they see outside & it’s so funny this is our new norm

[Big Al @ali_pankey]

note to self: stop saying sorry and say excuse me stop saying sorry and say excuse me stop saying sorry and say excuse me