Ali Panting

Writer, comic, a twister of #theskewer

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#freethetates @Cobratate @TateTheTalisman #chucklevision

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Well I’ve just pissed myself so that should dampen the risk of any wildfires in my immediate area #governmentalert

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Made a festive meme for the 6 music dads

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@yousef_ki1 .

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@BasharInshasi .

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@Dunc_Disorderly @patrixilent @EmileAndHisBots @jk_rowling Your statement is medically inaccurate. 5-ARD isn’t the only explanation in that scenario, for example complete androgen insensitivity could cause someone to have XY chromosomes and completely normal looking female genitalia. You can’t wish gender into being black and white

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Particularly enjoyed this nod to everyone’s favourite R4 presenter @bbcpaddy in this week’s #theskewer opening

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@onlymos Your farts smell like gammon and sadness

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Check out this so called excuse for a typical so called BBC so called satirical typical so called comedy so called programme that’s typically not as so called good as Dead Ringers 🙄 #thenakedweek (actually it’s v funny) https://t.co/AIxPdVhBGQ

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No prouder moment than seeing your friend’s bum cheek as the cover image on Chortle, get in @ThatMurphFella 💪 🍑 🐸

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Comic who won Frog & Bucket's new act contest already had the club's logo tattooed onto him! https://t.co/sriirz1wdk

[Strewth! 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 @StrewthQueen]

Kemi Badenoch on:

Revenge porn: "We shouldn't legislate for hurt feelings."

Abortion: voted against clinic buffer zones & pills-by-post

Maternity leave: "It's excessive. We need more personal responsibility."

JK Rowling celebrates a hit to women's rights to spite trans people

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@TrustyHogs NHS GP here, please can you tell Helen nobody of any age has to live with leaking wee, definitely come see us! Peace out biatches ✌️

[Jon Holmes @jonholmes1]

Final ep of the current series of #TheSkewer tonight @BBCRadio4 11.15pm. @RachelReevesMP budget fully present. It’s been quite the busy afternoon…

https://t.co/73Ly6ebLl7

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@jonholmes1 🎵 but I made up my miiind I-I’m cacio e pepe

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@thedotconnectr @RebeccaJones_03 Yeah I’m aware of these stats but sticking a pic of a woman on a door won’t and doesn’t prevent cis men wandering into any space they like and raping whoever they like, and they don’t remotely need to present as a woman to do that. This is just a weird focus for your hate

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@thedotconnectr @RebeccaJones_03 The whole world is a male space, and violence disproportionately affects trans people, so there’s your evidence… Also, victim self reports are not credible? Do you believe women when they allege assault? Great feminism 👍

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@TRMirCat @thedotconnectr @RebeccaJones_03 You’re disgusting 🤮

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@TRMirCat @thedotconnectr @RebeccaJones_03 It’s not about feelings, it’s about a very real threat of violence, which for some reason doesn’t seem to matter to you when it’s perpetrated against trans people. It’s almost as if you hate them all unconditionally

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@TRMirCat @thedotconnectr @RebeccaJones_03 all that trouble. It’s very akin to manufactured panic in the 60s/70s around gay men and paedophilia. It’s about hate not facts/reality. Not saying no trans woman has ever raped anyone before you start citing that shit, but by the same token occasionally paedos live as gay men

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@TRMirCat @thedotconnectr @RebeccaJones_03 Because ‘force all trans women and other gender non conforming people into closed male only spaces’ is not a safe or reasonable solution. The idea men are putting on wigs and going into women’s toilets to rape is a fairytale. It’s SO easy for them to rape us without going to