Prince Alie 🎭

Better be a warrior in a garden, than a gardener in a war | LoveYours 🇰🇪🇹🇿🇿🇦🇨🇬🇩🇪🇵🇸

[Larry Madowo @LarryMadowo]

I’m so sorry

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

HR forced me to hire a junior systems administrator last week.

He's 23 years old and showed up on day 1 carrying a physical notebook.

He spent his first morning looking at our backend and realized my automation scripts were written in 2008.

He asked me why we're running deprecated code that relies on an unpatched version of Windows 7.

I told him we employ a strategy of chronological obfuscation.

I explained that modern malware is designed to attack modern architecture.

By keeping our infrastructure trapped in the Bush administration, we're immune to zero-day exploits.

You can't hack what you can't interface with.

He looked at me like I was insane and asked about data compliance.

I leaned back in my chair and whispered the phrase "asynchronous legacy tunneling".

He immediately closed his notebook and apologized for questioning my vision.

I spent the rest of the afternoon watching a 4-hour documentary about the Roman Empire at my desk.

Next week I'm going to make him untangle category 5 cables for character development.

[Atlas Report | Real-Time World News @AtlasReportHQ]

🚨🇨🇻 Cape Verde at the 2026 World Cup…

⚖️ 0-0 draw vs Spain
⚖️ 2-2 draw vs Uruguay

This is absolutely fantastic for a nation with a population of roughly 500,000 people!

Reminder: it's their FIRST ever World Cup! 👏

[MohaAb @Mahmoudabdulah4]

@invertCucurella A great and heroic welcome by the Somali people to referee Omar Artan in mogadishu

[WelBeast @WelBeast]

Qatar said it doesn’t matter who you are or where you come from, you can come to the World Cup, just don’t drink alcohol at the stadium.

USA said you can’t come. Who you are or where you come from matters. We’ll decide who can and can’t participate. This isn’t a sport for everyone.

[Goals Side @goalsside]

🚨🚨| MEAN WHILE IN TANZANIA, A PUSKAS WORTHY GOAL WAS SCORED. ⚽️🔥

[Southampton FC @SouthamptonFC]

There's a Kenyan, a mighty Kenyan 🇰🇪🎶

[Prince Alie 🎭 @ali_razor]

😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[Sky Sports News @SkySportsNews]

BREAKING: Morocco have been crowned Africa Cup of Nations winners after a major ruling today overturned Senegal’s victory in the final 🚨

[James Jackson @derJamesJackson]

You can now bet on German train delays

[Prince Alie 🎭 @ali_razor]

Let's gooo

[Qwen @Alibaba_Qwen]

Qwen3.5-35B-A3B is now live in LM Studio 🚀

[Sy Marcus Herve Traore @marcus_herve]

🛑🇳🇪- This is the man who created all the emery crisis for France 🇫🇷 to the extent that they are shutting down factories and nuclear plants 😄. Respect General!

[ESPN UK @ESPNUK]

Leandro Trossard took on Pedro Porro one-on-one 👣

The Spaniard needed treatment after.

[Hanifa 🇵🇸 🇸🇩 🇨🇩 🇰🇪 @Honeyfarsafi]

This is so heartbreaking

[Cyprian, Is Nyakundi @C_NyaKundiH]

A Nairobi resident goes viral for claiming there is no money in circulation because 'Kasongo' is hiding it.

"Kenyans made a mistake by electing someone who doesn’t know what he is doing."

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Māori protest in New Zealand against a bill to give equal rights to citizens of all races:

[Morara Kebaso @MoraraKebaso]

This message is for @EU_Commission @Europarl_EN The money you send to Kenya is stolen. Check Kombani Market in Kwale County and Banana Processing Plant in Taita Taveta.

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

Kwale county leaders defending Poverty After Morara's expose!

[Prince Alie 🎭 @ali_razor]

@SilasMcCollum @ThrillaRilla369 @MattWallace888 And what is the origin of ‘coloniser’ ?

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

Invincible. Innovator. Legend.

Happy birthday, Arsene Wenger ❤️

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

🚨 Covid Vaccines linked to increase in Cancer ‼️

“Let’s talk about the Monster in the room, Spike Protein & Cancer Mechanism potentials”

“Please show your hands if, after, the injection roll out you knew someone who had an unexpected aggressive Cancer?”

“Wow”

This requires full immediate investigation - again it’s not a coincidence aggressive Cancers are surging across ALL age groups.