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Just another bitch looking to be inspired

[ali @ali_rylands1]

I deep cleaned the bathroom yesterday and this man already has pee all over the fuckin toilet rip

[ali @ali_rylands1]

How embarrassing 🤭

[Will @WillemDaFro]

Bro who the FUCK brings a totem to a club show 🥴

[✉️ @Kh4lil2000]

Aye bro having a car is wild some days you just gotta pay $700 for no reason

[ali @ali_rylands1]

@heated_honey I’m cackling what is she doing

[ali @ali_rylands1]

I wish I could just drop my body off at the gym and pick it back up when it’s ready

[ali @ali_rylands1]

Y’all my ass is gonna be so phatt here in like 6 more months

[ali @ali_rylands1]

Why is this me and my boyfriend lol

[ali @ali_rylands1]

@JRockTigers This isn’t actually a real pic that happened to me lol

[ali @ali_rylands1]

The eagle mountain police department raiding my home without permission during my 911 call

[☆ ‧dreamboy·˟͙‧̩̥l @LilNasX]

INDUSTRY BABY OUT NOW!!!! 👶🏾

[Dolly @DOLLDILAH]

Whenever I tell customers imma look in the back for something I rlly just go back there and eat 4 hot Cheetos and nae nae rq then come back out to say we don’t have it

[ali @ali_rylands1]

@JRockTigers I’m filing a harassment lawsuit on them lol ❤️

[ali @ali_rylands1]

I’m having my mid-life crisis at age 23 🤦🏼‍♀️ And I will tell you, it is fucking hard, and quiet

[ali @ali_rylands1]

To not let your emotions control your actions is a skill in and of itself. Rewiring your brain sometimes requires solitude.

[ali @ali_rylands1]

“Peace can be made only by those who are peaceful, and love can be shown only by those who love. No work of love will flourish out of guilt, fear, or hollowness of heart, just as no valid plans for the future can be made by those who have no capacity for living now.”

[ali @ali_rylands1]

My stepdaughter took a big shit and couldn’t figure out how to flush the toilet (it’s one of those that you have to hold down) so she scooped her 2 giant turds out with her hand and hid it (in plain sight) behind the toilet.