Alistair Thom

Panathinaikos

[Tom Nestor @tomnestorcomic]

One of Starmers biggest failings was his eratic use of the weather machine

[james @3jan03]

what will andy burnham do about adding a small beer to the tesco meal deal?

[Chris Orzechowski @chrisorzy]

I love when restaurants put “market price” next to certain menu items. Like yeah, I’ve been monitoring scallop futures all week.

[Becky Paton @rpaton11]

Nothing but broken promises.

[Grace Cathedral Park @gracecthdralprk]

I didn’t used to think advertising worked on me, but the World Cup has made me want to buy some crude oil from Saudi Aramco

[Kendall Rowan @kendallrowanx]

Booing the hydration break, booing American celebs on screen, refusing Americans trying a Mexican wave, genuinely makes you proud to be English

[Ben @BenJoyceFoot]

Hydration break booed, Emma Hayes has got the chalkboard out, Starmer has tried to stop us but we’re still a proper country

[Zak 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇲🇽🇧🇦🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇴 @ZG1999_]

Booing the hydration break, sinking 5,000 pints as a collective and getting kicked out of the bars, knocking over plant pots, offensive chants about other countries

Finally, a real country has arrived at the World Cup.

[Billie @Billie_T]

Celebrating a Declan rice corner goal after a year blaming them for the downfall of the modern game

[Billie @Billie_T]

Emma Hayes explaining analysis to Lee Dixon is like trying to make a dog listen to classical music, just levels above his understanding

[Chris Broom @Cabr100991]

If Lee Dixon was commentating on my funeral I’d climb out the coffin and kill myself

[Iain Cameron @theiaincameron]

England v Croatia is the World Cup’s only group-stage match where both countries have a UNESCO World Heritage Site named after a Roman emperor.

England has Hadrian’s Wall. Croatia has Diocletian’s Palace in Split.

Stay tuned for more cutting-edge, geography(ish)-based World Cup analysis.

[cold viet man nascar guy fuotball (blue check) @maqwelll]

Expanding this World Cup to 48 teams was a mistake, now we got teams like Portugal actively diluting this tournament for the worst

[HMS HTAFC @HMSHTAFC]

I find it interesting how so far this world cup everyone has loved seeing fans from across the world take over pubs, chant, bring a part type atmosphere to wherever they are

But as soon as England arrives and do the same thing it's looked down on

[Tom Garratt @Tgarratt10]

Can we stop with this nonsense

He’s fucking German why would he sing the English national anthem

Anyone bothered by him not singing it needs to touch some grass immediately, your life cannot be that mundane surely

[VamosDundee 💙🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇲🇽 @VamosDundee]

Funny place to bring that flag. Just looks like they’re opposing the log flumes.

[biggy @swfcBW]

Going to a children’s theme park with a political flag has got to be the most tragic thing I’ve ever seen 😂

[Maff 🇰🇷🇧🇷🇵🇾🇩🇪🇨🇼🇯🇵🇸🇪🇨🇩 @maffinaround]

A bit unfair for FIFA to put 2 Egypt games in the only stadium with a giant imposing triangle. It's home advantage surely

[R @R_MFC_1885]

I was so against the World Cup being extended to 48 teams but then you see Curacao score against Germany and then Cape Verde and Scotland both picking up points in the group stages and you half change your mind on it

[Alexandre Almeida @alex98almeida]

portugueses a inventar cabo verde em 1460 para roubar pontos aos espanhóis no mundial