Ali Thoughts

Just your everyday ali thoughts

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@CayenneChai Getting back at it!

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Gorillas don’t even know bodybuilding techniques, so we really don’t know their full strength potential #justalithoughts #getscared #gorillabodybuilder

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Life is too short to not pet all the dogs you see.

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Do you think the lack of pockets in women’s clothes is so that more purses can be sold? #justalithoughts #scam #morepockets

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If you write a scientific article then do another study and write an article on that but use information from your previous article, would you have to cite yourself? #realquestions #justalithoughts #science

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When you buy a bigger bed, you get more bed room but less bedroom. #justalithoughts #woke #thinkaboutit

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When you think about it, shirts are really strange. Your body goes in one hole and out three #justalithoughts #crazy

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If someone is ever mad at you, just put a cape on them... now they are super mad #justalithoughts #quickfixes

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Trains are sorta just boring roller coasters #justalithoughts #whoa

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How did the person who invented a clock know what time it is? #justalithoughts #time #what #iknowright

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Since black is actually an absence of reflected light, when we read black text on a white background we actually see everything except text

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If you punch yourself and it hurts, are you weak or strong? #alithoughts

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What if it’s called a woman because they are just like a man but with a womb... a wombman #justalithoughts

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We get in a car but we get on a bus, weird right? #justalithoughts

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Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed #justalithoughts #foody #cray

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Clapping is just hitting yourself again and again bc you like something #justalithoughts

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We have finger tips but not toe tip, however we can tip toe but not tip finger #justalithoughts #weirdright

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Everyone talks about the scene where Jim impersonates Dwight but what about when Dwight impersonated Jim #season3ep20 #justalithoughts

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Buildings don’t make the earth heavier because the materials were already on it #justalithoughts #yeacrazy