Ali Topliff

Keep you head, heels, and standards high

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Paid off my student loans today and have never been so thrilled (or felt so adult!)!! 🎉🎉🎉

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

When someone complained that we weren’t offered water, they started talking behind her back saying “if they could all actually afford to fly on a better airline…” along with other snarky comments. You’ve gotta be more professional

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Know that @SpiritAirlines isn’t known for superb customer service, but we were just on a flight with the rudest flight attendants I’ve ever experienced. Sat on the plane delayed for hours.

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Good news is is the nail salon serves alcohol. Bad news is that no amount of alcohol prepares you for your mother excitedly telling you that she figured out her funeral plan…

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Each tax season I get bummed about the much we’re getting back. Then I have to remind myself that at least we’re getting money back! 🙌🏻

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

@DailyLoud Just bring back the Sidekick!!!

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

And with that…I am done with sports betting

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

How come RHOBH is called the Real Housewives if only one of them is actually married? I petition a name change to the Real Divorcees 🤣

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Signs you just got back from an international trip: looking for a bidet attachment for my toilet 😬🤣

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Trying to stay awake for the next 5 hours after already being awake for most of the last 48hours is going to be a battle. But it’ll be the only way to quickly beat jet lag 😬

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

The best thing I’ve seen on the internet today 🤣

[Shannonnn sharpes Burner (PARODY Account) @shannonsharpeee]

Akon sings “locked up” while police are arresting a child predator

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

I’m convinced that I pissed off Jeff Bezos because the last two orders from @amazon have both been delayed or lost 🙃

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Id like to send a big FU to pge who has increased our rates exponentially for the last 4 years and has the gall on the hottest weekend of the year to take control of smart therms. We have central AC and haven’t been able to get our house under 77 for 4 hrs now 🥵

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

@SuaveDog It’s clearly unpopular since a million people reserve chairs and don’t use them 😏🤣

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

Unpopular opinion but if you are at a resort and reserve a pool chair for every person in your party but don’t use them except for holding your towel, I automatically hate you.

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

In the Kauai airport and a couple is arguing and the woman is yelling about how she’s an alcoholic but the guy has no right to go through her luggage. I am SO invested right now

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

She also claimed that the royal family was great. Sorry mom, I’m too down these conspiracies. Now I know who not to trust when it comes to celebrity gossip 😬🤣

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

On vacation with my parents and my mom brought up Kate Middleton and proceeded to tell me how she just photoshopped her photos to have a nice Mother’s Day post. After 2 beers I asked my mom if she thought Diana was murdered. “No it was an awful accident” 😳

[Sweet Momissa @sweetmomissa]

Sharks, I’m asking for $4300 so I can get mimosas at the airport today

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

We rarely play the lottery, but we’ve talked about all the ducks we’d get in a row before claiming the prize. Especially since Oregon doesn’t allow you to claim anonymously (except in special circumstances). Whoever won is hopefully being strategic and smart

[The Associated Press @AP]

Two days after $1.3 billion Powerball drawing, the winning Oregon ticket holder remains unknown https://t.co/4XCNf6fLzG

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

@SuaveDog Tuesdays used to be my 1:1 days with my manager and they were so awful it’d ruin the whole week.

Now Tuesday is my in office day and my manager and director are incredible and pep the team up. Totally different work environment!

[Ali Topliff @ali_topliff]

In my last job, I hated Tuesdays! Absolutely, dreaded them! In this new job, I love Tuesdays. They bring a freshness to the week. Amazing how God can change your circumstances!