Ali Arguello

wait till i get my money right

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

"He's just John Kasich, a guy from Ohio. But that may end up being just enough."

https://t.co/gKs355Do7M

[billy eichner @billyeichner]

The Golden Age of Television.

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

@gbdormois which is about s year too long

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

@lauren_rowell I said this to you on the couch

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

taylor swift is like that friend who would blow out the candles on your birthday cake & fake cry bc she is just "so excited & supportive"

[Alex Giampapa @Giamdaddy]

Legally you become an adult the first time you use "touch base" in an email

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

pls click on the pic in my last tweet I promise it will not disappoint

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

happy valentine's day from my fam 2 urs !!!! #loveyourself

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

@FutureMissMD sounds like @ROBERTARGUELLO

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

I can personally confirm that yes, she gets an immediate bruise.

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

if a girl flips over her falling parked scooter and slams into her driveway & nobody is around to see it, does she still get a bruise?

[Simon Holland @simoncholland]

[sitting at a table]

Wife: writes number on paper and slides it across.
Me: crosses out and writes new number

*thermostat negotiations*

[pat tobin @tastefactory]

COP:Do u know how fast u were going
ME: The posted speed limit, 495
COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u

[Bob Vulfov @bobvulfov]

FRIEND: do u want to hang out this weekend
ME: generic excuse
FRIEND: did u just say "generic excuse"

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

This is what happens when RSVPs to @JohnKasich's first South Carolina event jump 500% overnight! #SCPrimary

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

@lauren_rowell @ me next time 😊😊😊😊😊😊

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

The momentum starts tonight in New Hampshire! https://t.co/iZqovHrdYs

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

donald trump wins new hampshire primary by a landslide......................

RT if you cried

[John Kasich @JohnKasich]

What a night! Thx to our incredible NH supporters! Time to trade our snow boots for flip flops. See you tmrw SC!

https://t.co/dy8KnZ122T

[Ali Arguello @aliarguello]

everyone take this opportunity to look up the candidate (@JohnKasich) who came in second tonight in the #NHPrimary & try to forget Trump won