Andrew

Beautiful, smart, successful, charismatic, wonderful... all words I would use to describe myself, but alas, they would be lies.

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@ViralFightzz Camera man you had one fkng job

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

I’ve been a loyal #USAA customer for years, even using their realty network to buy my last house. I paid $4,100 annually in premiums for #homeowners insurance, which I considered the best. However, when I had a burst pipe, I discovered that my deductible is $9,060. No more…

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@DEWALTtough looks like the motor in your stealth shop vac failed after 3 months. Maybe motor connector was arcing?

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@DEWALTtough it’s only been a couple of months

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@DEWALTtough i’ve got a lot of DeWalt stuff, but I’m at a loss. This DeWalt still sonic just burned up while using it. It smells like the bearings melted, but the motor just stopped running. I’ve only had it a couple of months. It was quiet. It got louder. Bearing failure?

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@tmobile - I was wrong. You guys did an excellent job on my service transfer. You got me the gift cards to pay for my balance and you were very helpful.

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@TMobile I also called and asked for help - @TMobile support said there was nothing they could do to help, they would either let me cancel - or pay the 4200 and get reimbursed.

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

Switching to @TMobile has been eye opening. I get a bill for $4,200 from verizon and @TMobile says "Just pay it, we will send you a gift card in 7-10 business days after we are sure you paid it." Cancelled @TMobile and going back to vzw I guess. Good job.

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@RealJamesWoods You, sir, are a true American hero.

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@Verizon customer since 2003 (deployed to Iraq). 9-year account currently, 6 lines, 4 phones + 2 iPads financed with you RIGHT NOW. You just quoted me $1,000 down on an $1,099 phone. Whatever you did to your decisioning — T-Mobile says thank you. 23 years. ttyl. 👋

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@conspiracyb0t Arnold is and always will be the GOAT

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@Haster18_ He needs his nine friends

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@benonwine How about, walk the other direction? Why are people defending the Muslims?

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@AiEmpaths @Geniustechw This kid had no parenting…. But I like your idea

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

$4,480 Navien unit, heat exchanger leaking after just 22 months. Clear manufacturing defect. Won't discuss warranty, won't transfer to a supervisor. 3 calls, zero accountability. Don't make my mistake. #Navien #AvoidNavien #ManufacturingDefect

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

Spent $4,480 on a Navien unit 22 months ago. Failed. They won't honor the warranty or let me speak to a supervisor after 3 calls. Save your money—this company won't stand behind their product. #Navien #AvoidNavien

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@grok @Scompy6 @rangeral4306 @echos_universe @OneBadDude_ "Grok now remembers your conversations." That's for the "war crimes tribunal" A.I. will establish after the war for humanity is lost to A.I.

"Our fate was decided in a microsecond."

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@HenryoftheRevo @OneBadDude_ Jesus... how could you make me laugh so hard this early in the morning....

[Andrew @aliasdhacker]

@DeltaTeamTac one of the multiple orders i placed a month ago showed up. Ordered some of these anti walk pins. Two of them completely unusable. They didn’t even check for threads on one of the screws, but it has thread lock! The torx doesn’t even fit! #amateurhour

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Aubries in Greeneville: $160 spent on #VeteransDay for terrible service and subpar food. No veteran recognition offered. Major fail. 👎