alison ashfield

Primary teacher. Learner . Likes frivolity and pedagogy.

[Cedar You @our_decay]

The seasons from my bedroom window

[Calgie @christiancalgie]

Do you reckon when we die and go to meet our maker, he will finally at long last reveal the secret of what exactly the point of a Sparks card is?

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

“There’s an AI tool for that”

Ok? Well there’s probably an Ed Sheeran song for it too who gives a fuck

[Elvis Buñuelo @Mr_Considerate]

He's the first person voted off Strictly in 2030.

[le.hl @0xleegenz]

Me realizing that if you replace the "W" in "What", "Where", "When" with a "T" you will answer the questions

[Brendan May @bmay]

Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.

[Joseph Fasano @Joseph_Fasano_]

This wrecks me every time.

[alison ashfield @aliash]

@drawmytown Totally bab

[zoë bread @zoebread]

wow the internet is amazing. i can get a subscription to Pencil Sharpeners

[mollie writes stuff @vuse_lover]

Soft launching that I want to get off the phone by saying “Alright well…”

[Anas Tipu @teepusahab]

first in my bloodline to stay up till 4am for a world war just to see it get postponed like a monday meeting

[Danny Polishchuk @Dannyjokes]

I ask for Coke and they tell me they don’t have any

[Sunshine Jarboly @SunshineJarboly]

can someone please help me, i’m still at the fyre festival.

[saguaro ghost @saguaro_ghost]

every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”

[Louise Jensen Duffy (also Ernest Jensen) @LouiseWeebe]

I think I’ve seized the wrong fucking day.

[delia @delia_cai]

"Are you doing like a Carolyn Bessette thing but sloppier" - my boyfriend on the bravest day of his life

[Glenn Moore (Insta: @glennrogermoore) @TheNewsAtGlenn]

BOSS: Have you sorted the competition prize money? £12,000 isn’t it?

ME [CLEARLY WEARING A BRAND NEW £76 BANDANA]: Yeh something like that

[Georgia Leigha Gilholy @llggeorgia]

didn't even know he was in the Army??

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

When movies were shot on physical film, the film was measured in feet.

This is why any recorded thing is now called ‘footage.'

[Carey O'Donnell @ecareyo]

Sitting my family down to tell them about this later