Congratulations to Sebastian Sawe for running the entire London Marathon in less time than it took Russell Brand to tell @piersmorgan his favourite Bible verse.
every thriller book is called “the other woman never lied.” every feminist book is called “doggystyle: outbursts.” every lit-fic book is called “the 14 delightful fortnights of dorothy dopple.” and every romantasy book is called “flood of bones” or “a court of scars and blades.”