ali 🐿

[rat king 🐀 @MikeIsaac]

me refreshing

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

One thing I’m proud of as an American is that even during our descent into fascism we have some fun days.

[one dozen rats at a keyboard @PanasonicDX4500]

rooting for the ketamine in elon’s bloodstream like it’s a car in the Indy 500

[Aaron Fritschner @Fritschner]

how can we possibly be expected to do our actual work under these conditions

[Sam Stein @samstein]

Are men maybe too emotional for positions of leadership?

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@imintheHOVlane Oh Karen is def #1

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@tacobell just ordered a VEGAN black bean crunch wrap supreme. They gave me ground beef. I ate 4 bites of it. Cried. And went back and they wouldn’t even apologize to me or give me my correct order. Told me I was holding up their line and to leave

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@imintheHOVlane I haven’t started it yet 😭

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@SunCountryAir I just filed a complaint through your website. I will be filing a BBB complaint if this is not resolved immediately

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

Pretty sure @SunCountryAir just stole $50 from me. They’re 🗑️

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

How many strokes is the senate minority leader going to have on national television before someone makes him retire. Like be so serious right now

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@NoahGragson should be fired immediately. Fucking disgusting.

[chris evans @notcapnamerica]

Report: police are spending so much time harassing minorities that they’re not actually stopping crime https://t.co/nCRbTUL9z9

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@ShakthiJ Oooh good question

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

"do you remember?"

Me:

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@tiff4mahogany @ThinkngMansGame If there’s a hell, she’s there 🥵

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

Someone around me stinks. And there is no other person around me 🤭

[ali 🐿 @alib0oo]

@gnatinfested @shaTIRED These are gorgeous!!

[Uju Anya @UjuAnya]

I tell my children—especially my son—to avoid any car or house that displays this thing. Just like the confederate flag, it’s a white supremacist symbol anyone waving knows exactly what it means and the terror they wanna provoke with it.

[uché blackstock, md @uche_blackstock]

I am more likely to die of pregnancy-related complications than my mother and grandmother were- this despite significant advances in medicine and technology. There’s nothing wrong with me biologically, but there is something very wrong with the systems we live within.