Ali Whitley

5th grade Spanish Immersion teacher & dog mom & wife

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

I only tweet about important things like sports, Taylor Swift, the pandemic, and school things.

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@TomBrady bro I got DRAGGED by my students when you announced your retirement - so if you’re considering still playing - could you let me know before June 2 for my smug victory lap at school? Thanks

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Tom Brady is retiring from football after 22 extraordinary seasons, multiple sources tell @JeffDarlington and me.

More coming on https://t.co/rDZaVFhcDQ.

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

Gutted. And my fifth graders are going to eviscerate me on Monday.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

What a career for Tom Brady 🐐

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@TomBrady SEVEN SUPERBOWL WINS. The fine wine of the NFL - better with age.
Also - fifth graders can be so mean about sports!!! And I don’t know enough to have quick replies to their taunting so I have to text my husband during my lunch break for some retorts. #GOAT #TB12

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@TomBrady - I have referred to you as the GOAT during my 4 years as a teacher & allow ZERO blasphemy against your abilities. My students GLEEFULLY told me yesterday that “the old man is retiring, finally” and… I can’t bear it. Please confirm your contract ASAP 😬😬😬 #GOAT

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

It’s safer for everyone if someone else drives while I fully immerse myself in “all too well (10 minute version) (Taylor’s version)” experience

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

If @calm could add sleep stories told by the cast of @TedLasso - subscriptions would be through the ROOF 📈📈📈

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@rachelkwinn You.

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

St. Mary’s Catholic school is where we were classmates 🎄

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

My friend, Paulie Oselka, gifted me this ornament in first grade because it reminded him of me. It has been a prized possession in my life since first grade & every Christmas, I think of him & wish him well. 💕 SW Michigan circa 2000 if anyone knows him!

[BuzzFeed @BuzzFeed]

"She really made us care and we knew she cared about us." https://t.co/pePD9Kkazu

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@nfrealmusic Are you planning any tour dates for #clouds ? We would love to see you again #michigan #cloudsthemixtape

[NF @nfrealmusic]

This is the mask I wore in STORY. I’m going to give it to one of you.

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@nfrealmusic No way!! We are OBSESSED with this song & music video. #michiganlivin

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@LEVIS had to add some things into their repertoire & partner with @Target because almost exactly a year ago, people stopped buying jeans.

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

If you’re into voting - my nephew Antwuan Nicholls is a BEAST 🏈
Vote: Which Grand Rapids area football player will grab the most headlines in 2021? https://t.co/QeAzb5tcoZ

[Vice President Kamala Harris Archived @VP46Archive]

Ready to serve.

[Ali Whitley @alib2z]

@TheAvenueBeat where’s the sequel?? 2021 isn’t looking that great...

[Rebecca Ballhaus @rebeccaballhaus]

NEWS: Betsy DeVos has resigned, writing in a letter to the president: "There is no mistaking the impact your rhetoric had on the situation, and it is the inflection point for me." https://t.co/Kiq4WwbKhh