Ali Bali Bo

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

@ChrisJPatty Christopher. Lol

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

@ChrisJPatty Wellness check

[Ron Iver @ronnui_]

There was less political turbulence when I was growing up because if two people were in a disagreement they would just look at their bracelets and remember to Live Strong.

[🍃 @cardamomkiss]

The gay hockey show, while fun, is giving Americans a noble savage view of hockey players. These are not good people

[tomie @tomieinlove]

I’ve started saying nonsense phrases at work like “that’s neither cheese nor cheddar” just to see my coworkers nod seriously like they understand

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

Not everything is internalized misogyny. She’s dating a true peer for the first time in her life, and she’s rightfully over the moon about it. It’s fine!

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Taylor Swift tells Jimmy Fallon why she hasn’t done the Super Bowl halftime show yet:

“We’re always able to tell [Jay-Z] the truth, which is that like, I am in love with a guy who does that sport on that actual field. Like, that is violent chess. That is gladiators without swords, that is dangerous. The whole season I am locked in on what that man is doing on the field. Can you imagine if like he’s out there every single week like putting his life on the line, doing this very dangerous, very high pressure, high intensity sport and I’m like, ‘I wonder what my choreo should be.’ […] And this is nothing to do with Travis, he would love for me to do it. I’m just too locked in.”

[michaela okland @MichaelaOkla]

Sometimes u get a really mysterious white envelope in the mail and it’s Hello Fresh

[Jennine K @jennineak]

twitter today feels like when a pigeon flies inside the classroom

[Mike 📺 @michaelcollado]

How it feels to not be an Emerald Fennell hater

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

@GeorgeMayer No jelly legs?!

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

It’s giving when people thought that Lena Dunham wasn’t doing satire. When will we collectively understand that women’s art is capable of being something other than confessional

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

The fact that 1/ this type of girl is THE most social media savvy population we have and 2/ everyone assumed the first post was an idiot crying into her phone reveals a lot about what we believe women are baseline capable of 🙃

[Pop Crave @PopCrave]

‘Christian Girl Autumn’ influencer Caitlin Covington reveals she will continue her Fall photoshoot tradition.

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

She’s made at least tens of thousands of dollars off of our sneers and I hope she makes hundreds of thousands more!

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

@thegpatty changing the locks

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

@GeorgeMayer Desperate bid to get the Wordle people

[Ali Bali Bo @alibalibo]

We are NOT Nickelbacking The Lumineers today on Al Gore’s internet

[bald ann dowd @ali_sivi]

seeing a lotttttt of people acting like they weren't stomping and clapping with a pair of toms and a canvas tote