Alistair Munro

Getting decisions wrong on and off the pitch... sponsored by @specialistsport. Will do anything for Halloumi #ihateHOCKEY #teacher

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@ctmblaney 🇨🇦

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@ctmblaney Id like to refer this

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

Emergency Dentist: Do you know what made your tooth crack? Me: The wagon wheel I had for breakfast had been in the fridge 🤦🏻‍♂️🤦🏻‍♂️ 26 and counting...

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@ctmblaney Leave me and my red wine and coke mixers out of this

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

Brb... off to start a airline called Bryan Air, our colours will be yellow and blue not blue and yellow and we will provide a shred of customer service and a free gin and tonic every time our flight takes off on time @Ryanair #pursuitofhappiness/refunds #BryanAir

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

Brb... off to start a airline called Bryan Air, our colours will be yellow and blue not blue and yellow and we will provide a shred of customer service and a free gin and tonic every time our flight takes off on time @Ryanair #pursuitofhappiness/refunds #BryanAir

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@ctmblaney It reminds me of another slip up...

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@BBCiPlayer please put all of ScotSquad online 😂😂😂

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

Having just returned from 3 weeks of isolation in Spain, it’s shocking how unseriously some people in the UK are taking this! Just seen a family of 4 cycle over to the pals house for a drink and half of Nottingham taking their dog for a walk - you can walk it on your own!

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@emirates Hi Emirates, you charged me €250 for a flight change fee that was supposed to be €0, now you want to give it me back in a voucher? False advertisement and almost theft!

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

For all you online teachers out there 😂 https://t.co/dKfKj2auj5

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

🚨 Day 10 Lock Down Update 🚨New job aspiration: become Forest Gump 🏃🏻‍♂️ 🏃🏻‍♂️ 🏃🏻‍♂️

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

Time well spent #lockdown #COVID19 #day5

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

More importantly where did they find Bucky in Spain?!

[Richard @gamray]

I genuinely believe that British people are the worst of any nation on earth, and you’ll never convince me otherwise

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

Things you don’t need when you’re not allowed to leave your apartment: a can of monster

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@Renfe Hola Renfe, he estado tratando de llamar al servicio de atención al cliente y siguen bajando el teléfono. Estoy tratando de reorganizar mis boletos! No hablo español, ¿hay algún correo electrónico que pueda usar?

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@Renfe Hola Renfe, he estado tratando de llamar al servicio de atención al cliente y siguen bajando el teléfono. Estoy tratando de reorganizar mis boletos! No hablo español, ¿hay algún correo electrónico que pueda usar?

[Alistair Munro @Alibear2809]

@Renfe ¡Hola, Renfe, he estado tratando de llamar al servicio al cliente y siguen bajando el teléfono! Estoy tratando de reorganizar mis boletos!