Ali b

[Ali b @alibec23]

TikTok walked so Reels could run

[Noah Garfinkel @NoahGarfinkel]

A key point missing in a lot of post debate analysis is that Trump’s claim about immigrants eating pets almost perfectly syncs up to the piano in the Peanuts theme song.

[Ali b @alibec23]

This didn’t age well for me…had the time of my life

[Ali b @alibec23]

I’m selling my coachella tickets. Don’t talk to me unless you want to buy them. #coachella2024

[Ali b @alibec23]

I’m a closeted Maxxinista

[Ali b @alibec23]

@meganorr33 Did I tweet this on your phone?

[Ali b @alibec23]

Life these days

[Ali b @alibec23]

Just informed it’s spelled borough??

[Ali b @alibec23]

Which NY burrow am I?

[Ali b @alibec23]

As a Jew, all I care about is Christmas Hauls and nobody is giving this year

[Ali b @alibec23]

Gonna make a salad called Megan the Scallion

[Ali b @alibec23]

I’ll be serving in court today #juryduty

[Ali b @alibec23]

Getting the sweats thinking about having to pick up my overweight suitcase from the luggage carousel

[Ali b @alibec23]

#dwts

[Ali b @alibec23]

Texting my professor be like:

[Ali b @alibec23]

Instead of dancing with the stars, they should make dancing with the nobody’s and put random people from different places with pros to ballroom dance.

[Ali b @alibec23]

If I ever convert to Apple Music, something is really wrong and you need to check in on me.

[Ali b @alibec23]

I’m so confused is there normally a halftime performance during football games or did I just miss the Super Bowl??

[Ali b @alibec23]

Convincing myself that I worked a corporate job bc I was a starbucks barista

[Ali b @alibec23]

I like to dumpster dive in TSA. When the agents leave, I get to take back all of my liquids.