Ali ✦

✦ CHI ✈️ PHX ✦ snap: @ ali_lozaro ✦ mommy of 2 ✨wifey 💍

[Ali ✦ @aliblummer]

@mattrife @ishowspeedsui Hey @MattRife! I’m trying to win Wife of the Year by surprising my hubby with tickets to your Dec 27 Phoenix show for Christmas! It’s our FIRST comedy show ever! Any chance you could help me score some extra wife points with a little surprise? 🤞🤣 Either way, we’re SO excited!

[Ali ✦ @aliblummer]

Patiently waiting for my husband to ask me to be his valentine. I’ll keep yall updated 😂💝

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸The future is gonna be so 🔥 🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Ali ✦ @aliblummer]

So when are iPhones going to let me send pictures to androids via text??

[𝙀𝙭𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨 @Exulansista]

tulips.

[𝙀𝙭𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨 @Exulansista]

red tulips

[𝙀𝙭𝙪𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙨 @Exulansista]

blue tulips

[🍂 @Lovandfear]

the reality is

[a n x i e t y @ohanxiety]

no matter how traumatized i am, i still choose to give the purest love i can give.

[Noah ✵ @noahdonotcare]

“are you ok?” no i want a tattoo

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

I’m a whore for that lovey dovey shit

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

your girl should be ur soft spot, she shouldn’t be treated like everybody else

[Saneer • @Saneeero]

wanna rent a cabin w the loml & get drunk in a hot tub

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

Missing out on temporary fun to build permanent stability, is not a loss. Lock in.

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

Financially - I'm going to win.
Career wise - I'm going to win.
Mentally - I'm going to win.
Emotionally - I'm going to win.
Physically - I'm going to win.
Family wise - I'm going to win.
With Love - I'm going to win.
In My Life - I'm going to win.

I'm claiming it all.

[Ali ✦ @aliblummer]

Coffee on my mind

[books 📖 @bookpoets]

this is how you heal

[KAYLA PARRILLA @kaylaparrilla]

Obsessed with upgrading my life, I deserve everything.

[braylonnn @braylon125]

THEY APOLOGIZE WHEN YOU FIND OUT… BUT THEY AIN’T SORRY WHEN YOU DON’T KNOW 😭😭