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she/her • 24 • ♐️ • 🇵🇱 || saw Louis x10, Harry x1, Niall x1, Zayn x1, OTP x5, & Isaac x4 | met Henrik Holm (24.11.17)

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me liking each and every single tweet about Connor in CM with "mama I'm in love with a criminal" in the caption

[emilia @voltsemi]

so ready for lance kingston

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@connorstupdates oh fuck me this is good food

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maybe I am just like other girls cause holy shit does a man with a gun do things to me 🫠

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@connorstupdates DAMN

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@hudrries wdym saying "doggo" makes me sound like a millennial😭

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I'm thinking thoughts... but I'd prefer GA 🫠

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@user_300715 YOOO YOU'RE STUNNING

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@connorstupdates those were the days man 🚬

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@connorstupdates CONBUSH!!

[𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉 @OrevaZSN]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

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don't walk, run to ao3: https://t.co/jY2c1EyqVA

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oh my god, this fic was so beautiful 🥹
I wish love was real

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just had a very interesting convo with my mum about potentially going to Spain on our own:
- where would we get the groceries?
- mercadona
- is there any market nearby to get fresh fruits and vegetables?
- mercadona
- and where would we...
- mercadona

[Marie💌💫🍓🎧🩰 @matcharry28]

How do I explain to a normal person that he said ‘I love you’ ?

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next 28op drop on June 28th?

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@K_1Dforever is it a safe space to land the "he has a name" joke? 🧍🏼‍♀️

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@cnyhabitvol22 like on a date or with a gun?

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oh I've forgotten how much I enjoy hockey in person

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@user_300715 please come back, the kids miss you 😭