Alice Cullen

As seen on **This is NOT a role-playing account so please don't ask**

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

*goes back to daydreams and writing*

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Ok, I know you haven't heard from me in ages, but I've just been scribbling some notes for a very interesting new entry ... ;-)

[Daybreak Chronicles @DaybreakCh]

New entry is live! http://www.thebreakingdawnmovie.org/2011/01/30-holy-water-stakes-crosses/ Can you spot the Alice's Diary reference?

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

@KiKi2828 Did you make it back safely???

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Oh god, people are too kind to me. It brings tears to my eyes, but also makes me feel worse for having let them down. Must improve >:/

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Flirt flirt flirt, flirty flirt flirt

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

@Ravenwithclaws Go you :D

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

@DaybreakCh ME ME ME

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Oh I'm sorry, I'm too busy flirting over on my other Twitter account. Flirt flirty flirt ... I am enjoying my crush very much, thanks :)

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Big fat smiley face for increased communications with my international crush :DDDD

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

RT @Ravenwithclaws OMG! Steamy! http://twitpic.com/3phg6g <--- Bella and Edward - in bed - Naked!!! ACTUAL BD movie still, not photoshopped!

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Ew, what? "I asked him to do Botox on my dog .. he's like 56 in dog years" durrr crazy moron #MillionaireMatchmaker

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

It's funny to see what these people consider a "great connection" or "amazing chemistry." Looks pretty blah to me ... #MillionaireMatchmaker

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Wow, this blond millionairess is whiny, shrill, and idiotic #MillionaireMatchmaker

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

@DaybreakCh SWAMP MONSTER! Yeahhhhh :D OK back to reading now ^.^

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Oh hell ... I've given myself the hiccups from giggling

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

Love #YouTube makeup tutorials. Yep, with full black liner and 2 coats of mascara on top and bottom, this certainly is a NATURAL look ^.^

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

I feel SO #FAIL right now :S

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

@Angie_stl I got your email and read it in my sleep ... promptly forgetting all about it >.< I am SO fail these days, will send it tomorrow

[Alice Cullen @alice_c_diary]

@Angie_stl OIC - that does sound exciting :D