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insta: alice.maree 📸 📚

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

So satisfying when you accidentally stop on a round number #amwriting

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

Someone really just put a meeting in my calendar for 4.30? On a Friday????

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

I fuckin HATE when people try to call me instead of emailing me? Stop wasting my time bc you cba to type

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

After changing my teams ringtone to the remixed version a few weeks ago I somehow have only just been called - that shit is jarring is in middle of a workday, got me chugging my chai tea like I’m on a night out

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

Are you a normal person or are you like me, who has to listen to ambient library sounds to concentrate?

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

PSL is out and my slow cooker is on so it’s officially autumn

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Figured the drunken walking home pic was appropriate for Twitter #NewProfilePic

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My biggest pet hate is when videos are like ‘watch to the end!!’ Like?? Don’t tell me what to do?

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

I was waiting for an Uber and some guy came up to me to hit on me and told me his name was DK… when I tell you I almost-

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Ngl I’m getting pretty jealous of everyone posting sunny drinking pics while I stare at my laptop screen all day

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

‘I’ll man the registration desk for late arrivals’ AKA leave me alone with all the coffee and pastries pls xo

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Concentration is all time low pls send help

[innocent drinks @innocent]

A few weeks ago, our boss accidentally changed our profile picture to a picture of his wedding day. He wanted to forget about it as soon as possible.

So we changed everything we could find with our logo on it to a photo of his wedding day as an April Fool's Day surprise.

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

Ben’s away so I have a date tonight with pizza, wine and Bridgerton 😅🍕

[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

Not me watching my comfort movie on Netflix for the 3847229th time instead of watching something new

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Wordle 224 3/6

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[whoretumnal 🎃🍂 @alice_maree]

Not to brag but

Wordle 223 2/6

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[Tom Felton @TomFelton]

we all know why we’re really counting down until midnight ….