Alice

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Lena Dunham who is your Etsy witch

[paul @paulswhtn]

every now and then Carrie will meet somebody in SATC and just regress like girl why you high on this man’s parents balcony eating spicy hot wings

[Sensations by Compliments @plopadop]

[chatting with friend stuck on the hantavirus ship] But other than that the trip was good?

[daughter name Jimmy @DuckdogRadio]

best friend who was been my friend for more than 15 years:

[Cigarette Nostalgia @CigsMake]

The 28-year-old Italian girl lunch (2026)

[Christina Casillo @chrisrosecas]

OUT: work wife
IN: corporate cousin (surface level small talk, knowing looks when authority figures act a little crazy, accidentally get drunk around them at an event and discover each others interiority never to be discussed again)

[Peter Twinklage @PeterTwinklage]

Moo Deng walked so Punch the Monkey could run so the Corgi who led seven kidnapped dogs across highways and fields could soar

[h @ruinsunflower]

under my dictatorship anyone who uses "im just a girl" will be executed in the town square

[Tony @AntMelia94]

The cast of I’d Do Anything have arrived at the #Oscars to support Jessie Buckley ❤️

[GFP @glutenfreeperc]

Not if I have anything to do with it #sharedbottlemaxxing

[molly @angelinrealtime]

job importance gap relationship

[princessface @mainslayrrr]

can i come over and leave my hair all over the place

[sophia @pastoralcomical]

pry january … i’m getting nosy

[number #16: limit-liz ! @thedeparted_rat]

i CAME HERE TONIGHT because when you REALIZE you want to spend the rest of your LIFE with someone you want the rest of your life to start assoonaspossible

[kas𓆩ꨄ︎𓆪 @urth2kas]

how it feels to have a crush when you’re pushing 30

[Cory Wurtenberger @corywurtnberger]

They need to “Wicked-ify” The Nutcracker. The Rat King’s story deserves to be told

[🦢 @meishato]

“AI is replacing us” i’d like to see AI beg a mediocre man for the bare minimum