99 problems

love life.

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Coffee probably effects me more than any other drug ☕️😂

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Sneezing when you’ve just done your mascara is THE most annoying thing!

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

The first time in 4 years that I’ve been in a country at the time where it’s cold enough to frost your car windscreen ❄️

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

I could actually live off eggs benedict 😋

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

I actually cannot cope with being paid fortnightly! My bank balance is seriously not happpy 😫

[lauren *∘✩. @laurDIY]

I will do literally anything to avoid wearing jeans

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Why are people I haven’t spoke to in YEARS waving at me on Facebook? 🙄

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

So keen for another Ibiza trip with the girls 4 years later 🥂

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

When I’m old and wrinkly: if I still wear foundation and eyeliner caked on, please someone tell me I look like a hooker.. these poor old ladies 😂

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

I got a pay rise yippppeeee 💵🔥🥂

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

@gemshapcott Omg fully is... fml there all drunk old men too! Fucking fab 🤗

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

When a table of 17 walk in 15 mins before closing 😡 #workinginhospo

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

That feeling when your boyfriend gets out of bed for work and you don’t have too 😋

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Do selfies even count with a snapchat filter on.. you don’t look that good really hun

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

The thought of going to the gym now and eating healthy is making me want to stay in bed 😂

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Went to fill up petrol yesterday and realised I had no idea how to open the petrol cap, took me atleast 5 mins, then I realised for the last 2 and half months cain must of done it every time... #lazygirlfriend

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

I need to be rich

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Why is fast food and takeaways so fucking good #fatforever

[99 problems @aliceeejonnes]

Shit is it snowing back home 🙄