Alice

[christian @caquino__]

cousins friend went to view a house yesterday and the estate agent fell down the stairs 😭😭

[lauren @winonaddict]

them: I’m so sad summer is going by so fast

meanwhile me:

[The Cats 𝕏 @TheCatsX]

who is this diva?!?!

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Did it make you feel powerful when you didn’t let me merge on the highway?

[crybaby @6unnygf]

my plans for this week

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

This is like the Catholic Miss Universe

[No Context Cats @nocontextscats]

"Im not clingy"
Also me:

[Women Posting W's @womenpostingws]

oh this diva

[Rose Dommu @rosedommu]

Crazy that if you get beheaded by a guillotine you automatically get a bob

[Greg Law @GregLaw_1]

Gary Barlow’s son when the tooth fairy doesn’t leave any money under his pillow

[Joëlle ❀ @NICOLEKIDAMN]

me googling a phone number instead of answering it

[orange county dem 🇺🇸 @orangecountydem]

soft launching your divorce is kinda iconic ngl

[N.J. Gallegos is Dr. Spooky 👻💉💊 @DrSpooky_ER]

Get ready

[Tim Popp, Six, Squish, Uh uh... @popphits]

Beyond excited my girl Emily in Paris is back. I’ve watched every episode and have not a single memory of last season, the names or any characters or anything else aside from the fact she has a job in Paris. It’s perfect TV. May it run for 1000 seasons.

[teo | uh... well... i don't know honestly @TheneverlandG]

"hope this email finds you well"

how the email found me :

[char manning 🌟 @xylottie]

Me after sending my first email on a Monday #OlympicGames

[out of context bridgerton @NoContxtBton]

LILACS 🗣️

[Cathal Leedham @cleedham_]

So many people can barely afford heating and this cunt’s gone and spent £35m on fucking cricket. The twat needs to sort his priorities out.