hot dog slut 🌭

kind lady baker 🍞

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

I AM SHRek

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@A24 pretty much everywhere it’s gonna be hot.mp3

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@ashleyrools never forget our collective confusion and joy at the fire ant episode 💔

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

why don’t you come on over ron burgundy

[𝘼𝙡𝙖𝙣𝙣 ⁺⁰⁷ᴰᴿᴱᴬᴹ @Alannxs_]

hwee~ 🐝👀

[mariana @pastapilled]

i get it

[은하 @myprince0219]

MMTG

Jaejae : isn't too late to learn English?
Jungwoo : all the oldest members are great at English so I can't stay still like this
Johnny : I have something curious so sometimes you don't say a word to me. Where did you get it?
🐶 from our English teacher! Her name is Allie!

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@mtamaryland where is this mythical bus bridge for light rail stations between lutherville and north ave? bus drivers are clueless and zero communication at any station. do better, MTA.

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

like i didn't expect or need help, but to not even roll the window down and ask if i'm okay was certainly a choice

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

shout out to the lady chilling in her car who watched me faint face down on the literal asphalt (thanks blood work) and proceeded to do literally nothing except glare? at me when i finally came to and got in my car 🙂

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@ameliabedeliajr the best surprise!!! this happened to me when i saw FOB a few weeks ago with an old coworker! i knew we were at least in the pavilion, but they took half of the GA pit and put a few rows of seats down - thats where our seats were 😭

[🌸⁷ᴰ🍉 @smarklessss]

"We're not stupid people" 😭

[Big Baby David @BigBabyDavid_]

me when i fart

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@wtfkatherine_ she was the cutest kitten omfg, happy gotcha day queen dwight!!!

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

update patrick just played my second favorite song acoustic during his part of the set and i am probably about to cease to exist 🥲🥲🥲🥲 nobody puts baby in the fucking corner!!!!!

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

seeing fall out boy tomorrow and only just took a look at the setlist i am going to be an absolute wreck this time tomorrow 😇

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@ashleyrools it’s really cruel of mike carden to live a life of mystery and only make public appearances like 2x a decade and ruin MY life every time!!!!!!!!

[hot dog slut 🌭 @alicenlee]

@ashleyrools like FOB are playing my fav (chicago is so two years ago) and then played my 2nd fav as a magic 8 song (nobody puts baby) and i am overwhelmed!!! at the sheer thought!!!!!!

[𝓥𝓮𝓻𝓸𝓷𝓲𝓬𝓪 @friedurethra]

this would catch me