Alice Oreilly

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama is ugly people thinks she's yoda of star wars

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so butch, her middle name is Rambo

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama teeth are so yellow it looks like she brushes her teeth with vanilla wafers

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so stupid I told her to buy a color TV and she said "What Color?"

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo Mama's so nasty, I talked to her over the computer and she gave me a virus.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama's lips are so big, that ChapStick had to invent a spray.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, "You ain't gonna puch me 'round no more."

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama's so silly, she thought the quadratic formula was (-b +/- sq(b^2 - 4ac)) / 2aM

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so stupid that she puts lipstick on her head just to make-up her mind

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama's so black, when she spits, ink comes out her mouth.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck he looks like a broken condom.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo' Mama is so skanky, her dildo came with jumper cables.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo' Mama is like a bag of chips: Fri-to-lay.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo' Mama is so poor, she does a drive-by from the bus.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

Yo mama so fat, she has a real horse on her Polo shirt.

[Alice Oreilly @aliceoreilly_]

?Yo mama so fat, when she was a baby, she took a bath with a rubber albatross.