i’ve had 2 hit tweets now and i never know the protocol, i feel like when i respond to ppl or interact i come off weird or too old. i just overthink everything and i’ll analyse my writing for like 5 mins before i post
i’m tired of these fitness influencers who keeps saying no more 1200 cals a day or extreme diets. i’m sorry im fucking short i only burn 1.5k in a day and that’s only if i get 10k steps if i don’t i only burn 1.3k. like for me to lose weight it has to be 1200 cals or less
@Sommershungry Bunny by Mona Awad number 1 fav book of mine, also The Poisonwood Bible by Barbara Kingsolver, Piranesi by Susanna Clarke, nonfiction Just Kids by Patti Smith all about 1970s music and political culture in nyc
i’m not drinking tonight and i can’t finally just take a nap when i get home. i plan to not drink until i go home for thanksgiving, hoping maybe i can stay sober even there but i doubt it
so my bff and i broke up with our partners around the same time and i was telling him how my ex texted me and i didn’t want to respond and he tells me how he responded to his ex and that i’m a lot more terrible to my ex than he is to his becuz he responded wtf
i always tweet how boring my job is but soon 1 coworker is retiring and another is out for medical leave and it’ll leave me and my 30 yr old coworker with about 400 ish cases each. i fear we might die
@SlothZ3N@ShegunTweets This is the exact kind of horseshit lying that Democrats do. Thanks for playing out a perfect example for all to see. "My side is better because they are the best." Watch me make up something just to make us sound great."
i need to be sober but last time i was sober for a month i was california sober but i can’t do this with my current job that randomly drug tests me. if the drug testing wasn’t looming over me i could totally be california sober in a heart beat