Alice Wilton

[The Cultured Ruffian @CulturedRuffian]

If at first you don’t succeed, keep doing it until the paramedics come.

[Funniest Vines @FunniestVines]

Damn he wasn't feelin it.. http://t.co/ihAew43NEV

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Still believing there's a slim chance Tim Henman could win Wimbledon

[Jack Whitehall @jackwhitehall]

In honour of fashion week I'll be spending today wearing Adidas track suit bottoms and Wellington boots #trendsetter

[Men's Humor @MensHumor]

I’ve found if you tuck one part of a pants leg into your sock, people expect less of you.

[Henry Phillips @Henlips]

So glad I finally made it to the "Celebrity Quotes" section of Delta magazine:

[Student Feed @TheStudentFeed]

Powerful new Drink/Drive campaign. https://t.co/1Y5lA2Sc0I

[TJ @TJTwoLetters]

Waiting for the bass to drop has taught me patience