alice

xo til we overdose

[Gina @FlorioGina]

A 16-year-old shares what she eats in a day. Are we supposed to just pretend like this is normal & fine and these eating habits aren’t putting a strain on our healthcare system & affecting the future of our country? Is it fatphobic to remind everyone that half of the US is obese?

[Frank Hatzlhoffer @Fhatzlhoffer529]

4 being generous

[Frank Hatzlhoffer @Fhatzlhoffer529]

Halloween ends was actually terrible thank you for ruining the franchise! @halloweenmovie

[Julianna Vivas @juliannarvivas]

he’s a 10 and he also doesn’t mind that i’m crazy so he’s a 20

[Rachel @femaleredhead]

oh your boyfriend’s a doctor? well my boyfriend is now the coach of an imaginary football team for the next 4 months

[alice @alicexo__]

back on twitter to say what the actual fuck

[alice @alicexo__]

@Xfinity Jesus Christ y’all suck

[Liz @lizpkardash]

When I say I want my home to be organized and clean I expect NO LESS than Khloe Kardashian’s pantry

[𝐚-𝐚𝐫𝐨𝐧 @wydccalamity]

i dont need therapy i need money

[AT @primediscussion]

“I’ll serve crack before I serve this country” is a hall of fame tweet and when the social media museum opens, it better be there.

[Ocean✨ @itswavyoceania]

if u think im mean, wait until i don’t like u

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

Me watching this game

[PISCES🦋 @Theylovestorm_]

getting your nails done is NOT relaxing idc.

[♡ bri ♡ @blazinwithbri]

covid got more strains than weed at this point

[A @satanicswifft13]

NOT BETTY WHITE I HATE LIFE

[bl**ne @alphatransfag]

woke us up at 7 am with a crashing sound and she runs up onto the bed like this