Oopers

feminism and stuff

[Oopers @AliChronic]

Shout-out to @MSNBC's 30/50 summit for international women's day... For filling a stage with white, cis women. Revolutionary.

[Oopers @AliChronic]

@USPSHelp can you offer me anything on where this package is/when I will finally receive it? I was originally told it would be here 1/28. Tracking number 9400116902162709302628.

[Susie Dent @susie_dent]

Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something unpleasant after a period of relief.

[Oopers @AliChronic]

I'm so torn between wanting to deactivate Twitter because Elon sucks so hard, but also living for seeing him get dragged on a platform he stupidly paid FORTY FOUR BILLION DOLLARS to own.

[Oopers @AliChronic]

@Splendies Thanks I will do that

[Oopers @AliChronic]

Hey @Splendies this happened after ONE wash. I loved this pattern and I'm so sad.

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I just ordered Mexican takeout and the tortilla chips had a single tater tot in them. Loving Joe Biden’s America so far!

[Oopers @AliChronic]

@disneyplus will seasons 3 & 4 of puppy dog pals be released on Disney+ soon?

[Oopers @AliChronic]

@DisneyPlusHelp That's nice. The only one of those devices I own is my phone and a broken firestick, so it's not really relevant info for me.
Just PLEASE fix it quickly. There's only so much PDP on the Disney jr youtube channel.

[Oopers @AliChronic]

@disneyplus and @Samsung, y'all need to FIX THIS. Or face the wrath of a 23 month old who doesn't have access to her puppy dog pals!

[Sarah Cooper @sarahcpr]

How to medical

[Oopers @AliChronic]

Yes because I WAS AT THAT RALLY, SIR.

[Paul F. Tompkins @PFTompkins]

Will anyone read my fanfic where Rosario Dawson propositioned Bernie Sanders in a hot tub after a 2016 Syracuse rally & he pulled away after one kiss and stormed out saying “This never happened” but Rosario wanted to stay in his orbit so she started dating Corey Booker

[Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @NotHoodlum]

Rudy Giuliani’s son Andrew gets $90,700 a year as Sports Liaison for the White House. His job is coordinating professional athletes visiting Trump. His relevant experience? He golfs.

[Randy Rainbow @RandyRainbow]

Playing a fun drinking game: Every time Devin Nunes says “nude pictures of Trump” I throw up in my mouth and drink it. #ImpeachmentHearings

[interested in plants @Foaming_Agent]

Not really a morning person, but def not a night guy either ... afternoon? phew forget about it

[John Mulaney @mulaney]

I turned the volume all the way up but I think he says “what is John Mulaney?” Which is a good question.

[Oopers @AliChronic]

People born between 1946-1964 are incapable of recognizing satire and it is EXHAUSTING.

[Oopers @AliChronic]

Just sitting here, [im]patiently waiting for @RandyRainbow's take on the impeachment inquiry.

[Ilhan Omar @IlhanMN]

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\ Denying /_
\ climate change / |
\ doesn’t /___|
\ make it /
\ less /
\_ real _/

[Oopers @AliChronic]

God Karen gets me