Alicia Unis

Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to be afraid of how much they love me. - Michael Scott - Alicia Unis

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@kirkhamania @ByChrisMason what an honor, my deepest gratitude old friend

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@ByChrisMason How dare you insult Jane Austen that like?

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@jennafulford This is a very real fear.

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@kanyewest @munis5

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You know your stress dreams are legit when you cast J. K. Simmons à la Whiplash to play the angry client.

Not quite my tempo.

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@lizzo @munis5 god

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@kanyewest @munis5 I hope you’re having as productive a Saturday morning as Kanye

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@Hannah_np Happy to see that Harry Potter is still top of mind

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@jennafulford Peep my bio.

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@Hannah_np Yes, Hannah - definitely the most unbelievable part in a series of books about MAGIC

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@summercemetery God, I miss you

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One of my coworkers said that my outfit makes me look like Benny “The Jet” from The Sandlot.

I’ve never been more flattered.

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@munis5 @jalenciaga_ Lol I know. This is exactly how I feel

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@oleary_t Uncomfortable.

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This is the Tom Cruise jumping on Oprah’s couch of our generation.

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But I think you just

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I guess you could say that makes me

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Because your opinion