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the girl your parents warned you about

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today my coworkers told me they could never take me seriously so they asked me to say something serious. And I started by saying “ when I was three, CPS took me aw-“ and these fuckers busted out laffin

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came back to twitter for a laugh and nothing was funny

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israel didn’t know what a furry was and it was so funny having to explain it to him

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vocal fry makes me want to slam my head into a wall

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cramping so bad that i just want to sleep for the next 5 days

[Dai @hausofdai]

Daylight savings is in 2 weeks, my seasonal depressed girlies WAKE UP

[jonny @suitejonny]

the loudest song of all time… cvs speakers have not known peace since

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@Levi_Eric_

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i chugged a powerade and now i just want to chug another and then after that i’ll probably want another and then my tummy will hurt

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chick fil a breakfast will always do it for me

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lady gaga formed me into the woman i am today

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my anxiety keeping me up all night 🤝 my anxiety following into my sleep by terrible nightmares

[𝕽⃨⃩𝕭⃨⃩ @rbhockey6]

That Tubi commercial had me looking at my dad like

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so hungover and i just want my suffering to end

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anytime it’s sunny, i want to be drinking a beer outside at fiddle

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i’m so lucky to have such a providing and caring partner ❤️🤞

[Scott Free. @BRENTR4MBO]

Be inna bed like this