Alex Todd

Am @donkopleone TM

[Alex Todd @Alickstod]

@AnfieIdFix A good old-fashioned Elon death threat

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But now I have nowhere to vent about Liverpool later 😪

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All two times I’ve had the Don Kop account suspended it’s been for calling for the hanging of Rees-Mogg so at least I’m consistent

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@adiehollands3 @bet365 @LiamHaw33431819 Like it’s their responsibility, if they think it’s contentious, to delay the payout. People made more bets in play thinking they had won that first one.

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@adiehollands3 @bet365 @LiamHaw33431819 This is PR suicide from them, I’m genuinely thinking about closing my account. You can’t settle a bet- let alone one you market so much- and then change it half an hour later, even if your stats provider has changed opinion after a replay.

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And then just fair play to the picture editor for that one

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Three utterly bizarre stories in this morning’s metro:

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Banned for seven years from buying reptiles?

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I JUST REALISED WHATSAPP IS A PUN ON WHATS UP

[Stranger Danger 🚐 @BookBurlesque]

I love that they got a guy named Rick Martin to write this article about Ricky Martin

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Half the stories I tell I start telling and then just realise that thing didn’t happen to a friend of mine it happened to someone in a tweet

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@bluthquotes @ahardyz you got a stew goin

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Sent a cover letter off boasting that a Linguistics degree allows me to function as a human spell check, but there was a typo in the next sentence

[Rick O'Shea @RickOShea54321]

Glorious 70 seconds of Nigel Farage going from uber-confident, to absolutely crestfallen.

[Alex Todd @Alickstod]

Three hours early for a flight and I definitely prefer my standard of having to sprint across the airport because the gate is closing

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There was not enough punctuation in that tweet, sorry.

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Haven’t yet publicly commented on Mr Morale & The Big Steppers but my in no way exaggerated opinion is that I think it might be the single greatest album of the 21st century

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I don’t listen to very many albums properly though so I can admit I am not a good source for this, but I do think it’s right up there in terms of Kendrick albums, and just so adventurous and real, and deals with topics that need to be dealt with more than they are.