alex 🦋

welcome to the curio shop, hope you find what you’re lookin’ for

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

Ok!!! I’m deleting the bird app off my phone today 🦆 Wouldn’t have wanted to waste a third of my life anywhere else ❤️ If you see me back here in a week mind your business

[Ben Manripeem @BradleyOnishi]

By time you’re 40 you should have home Ibuprofen, car Ibuprofen, and work Ibuprofen.

[Variety @Variety]

"Somehow, heartbreak feels good in a place like this."

Nicole Kidman has been signed to be the public face of AMC for another year.

https://t.co/VJdRYB3QX7

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

I just think that green onions

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

My Shiny Teeth And Me - The Fairly OddParents

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

Bacon Pancakes - Adventure Time

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

S.I.M.P. (Squirrels in my Pants) - Phineas and Ferb

[cartoon songs that go hard @cartoonsonghard]

This Grill Is Not A Home - SpongeBob SquarePants

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

@madddyrodgers

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

Packing for our move, just wondering where “extracted wisdom tooth” falls? Keep? Throw away? Sell?

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

@astonishing_jo THEY WERE SO CUTE 🥲🥲🥲 Scout kept apologizing and I was like doN’T YOU DARE SAY SORRY FOR THE BEST THING THAT’S EVER HAPPENED AT WORK

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

Thinking about the time my coworker had to keep her duck inside bc it was injured and it kept quacking during zoom meetings

[alex 🦋 @alickstritt]

People with anxiety explaining why they love horror movies

[layssa 🪴🍎 @walayssa]

me doing a task without a fun little drink

[Becca Grischow @beegriz]

It goes like this, the fourth, the fifth, the minor fall, the major lift

[myesha thee stallion @myeshachou]

when i send you “🍪❓” it means you gave me a cookie, i got you a cookie. you gave me a cookie, gave you cookie. gave me cookie, got you cookie. you gave me cookie, i got you cookie, man. gave me cookie, got you cookie.

[Dromas @DromasGamerHD]

What’s your name without these letters?

[clintoris @clintoris]

My cat when i close the bathroom door