Alison Colley

Mum, Fiancee, soulsearcher, truth teller, optimist, crazy, chaotic, forgetful, loving, sensitive, kind, lazy, over analytical, emotional, happy:) carpe diem!

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@SanchoLibert8r He treated her like absolute shite! Deserved every word of that take down and a bit more! He also knows he does too. You can’t play around with someone’s emotions like that and expect a pat on the fecking back!

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@DuckySpringfie2 @Mikkb123 So very true. Everyone administering their uneducated, uninformed and vile opinions with no consequences as far as they are concerned. If only they had brains or hearts? 💔

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@STAYWILD0utdoor @PocketChamps Me too

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

I’ve had a sneak look at our Tory Manifesto!
Along with National Service we’re also bringing back:
Hanging
Fox hunting
Black & White TV
Rationing
Grammar Schools
The cane
Typewriters
Lice
Rickets
Virginity
World War
& Britain will look like this👇
Huzzah!

[Mitch Benn @MitchBenn]

The most grotesque aspect of this never-gonna-happen National Service reboot is the sight of the generation that had everything handed to them on a plate telling current teenagers - to whom the British state has given precisely FUCK ALL - that it’s “time they gave something back”

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@OfficialBWFC

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

Piranha Danny Jones #themaskedsinger

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

Big foot Alex Brooker #themaskedsinger

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

Cricket is def Simon Webb #themaskedsinger

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@BootsUK I have just opened the first box in my no7 calendar and it’s empty! 😭 checked and 5 and 11 are empty too.

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

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[The Bolton News @TheBoltonNews]

Bolton Wanderers boss Ian Evatt avoids Wigan Athletic ban https://t.co/p9IQ7n6ege

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

Daisy getting her revenge 😆 #3rdthrowlucky #summerfair @GatesEagles @TheGatesPrimary

[The Gates Primary - Eagles Class Page @GatesEagles]

Our brand new SLT team are busy sorting out priorities for the day. Learning Walks to take place shortly. #TheGatesAspirations #TheGatesTakeoverDay #EarlyMorningSLT

[Dan Jones @Dan_Jones26]

James Trafford Clean Sheet Wembley. That’s the tweet eh ⭐️

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@sallyhoughton20 He got a text about it in earlier episodes

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@ellsbells89 Thank you for being an inspiration. You are the reason so many girls will pick up a ball and know that they can go on to achieve greatness in the beautiful game or that, they too can simply love football. Good luck in all your future endeavours! #legend #Lioness

[Ellen White @ellsbells89]

Thank You Football…

[Alison Colley @Alicol1979]

@JuliaHB1 I’m sure if they got the call they would have responded. It’s called technology. Bore off