Ali Daly

Let's go get lost anywhere in the USA

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

According to everyone all my theoretical baby names aren't cute at all #givemeabreakbitch

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

Target is like always squeaky clean bruh #imsceptical

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

I've sat down and I can't get up

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

Counting money to Beyonce's song Countdown is impossible

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

You're already feeling it so it's going to happen.

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

I just got a whiff of Chuck E. Cheese... #getmeoutofhere

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

Something about listening to the Chili Peppers while on the beach ❤️🌾

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

You're blowin up that's good fantastic #gorgeous

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

Brexit sounds like breakfast

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

I've served Finding Dory so many times that I've dreamed about her (as in a cartoon fish) twice.

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

NEON DEMON. WATCH NOW. #omg 😈💉👩🎥🔪✨

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

There's something about deep cleaning your bathroom that makes you feel like a better person

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

Reduced fat peanut butter is not worth it. At all.

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

Look at the valedictorian scared of the future as I hop in the Delorean (Honda) #wakeupmrwest

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

I seem to be the only one who enjoys Dej Loaf's back up 🎈

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

"If you had a twin I would still choose you." Worst lyric ever. #drakeiloveyoubutforreal? #WorkFromHomeisbetter

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

I shouldn't be allowed to buy peanut butter

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

It really freaks me out to think at one point in time uptown funk made me happy

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

It's always a really shitty feeling when a bus pulls up and unloads Christian teenagers at your work. #servernightmare

[Ali Daly @alidalyyy]

The words "ass" and "hands" sound identical in all rap songs