Alisomething

I’m a young adult and I will tweet about it

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Why is a false sense of freedom provided at my dentist

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In my 280 person meeting someone was unmuted and said “wow so many Indians”

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My mom told me to brighter and friendlier than I usually am at work. I am one of a small handful of women in the office, mother—by default I literally glow with fresh bright feminine wiles

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My company uses mercurial and not git. I’m so,

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My sister told me to be careful while I was cutting something because my “livelihood depends on my hands” and I felt like this guy

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In an orientation breakout room I cheerfully shared that this is my first adult job and someone said “welcome to adulthood, it sucks” and I was like… oh… I was trying to be excited…

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I’m approved to head into the office but we’ll see which is stronger tomorrow morning: my desire to try the office food and snacks or my fear of professional social interaction

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I can go into the office now but we’ll see which is stronger tomorrow morning: my desire to try the office food and snacks or my fear of professional social interaction

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The two Bay Area genders: patagonia and arcteryx

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Mobile game ads on YouTube are the most deranged things

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I just saw a gaggle of Chinese engineers in arcteryx jackets. Ah yes I’m in California

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Discovering that Zuckerberg was very serious about the metamate thing

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No matter my Uber driver’s ethnicity in the Bay Area there WILL be exciting Spanish pop playing

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I saw an old Corolla with a bust taillight among a literal row of teslas and range rovers. Then a dominos delivery driver got out HAHAHAH

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From 1 hour of observation: SF is comprised of
-old asian ppl with those cart things/tattooed eyebrows
-30 something white ppl exclusively wearing $100+ shoes
-very normal Spanish speaking ppl
-young asian ppl wearing down jackets in 60 deg weather
-freaky looking old white ppl

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I’ve decided that I no longer have an ethical dilemma regarding the company I work for because 1) they are reimbursing all my Ubers for the next month 2) who am I to worry about ethics

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I’m going to the Korean consulate general today to figure out some citizenship stuff and every single one of my important documents are with me. If I get mugged today someone will be fully equipped to steal my identity

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LMFAO

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I love a little gentrification as someone who has faced no adversity. However this apartment is too gentrified even for me. Why is there an industrial chic themed convenience store and a “pet station” with bathtubs for dogs

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At my corporate housing I have only seen Asian people who clearly are software engineers (looks like they’re into crypto). Then I realize that I’m an Asian person who’s clearly a software engineer (homely)